Is it just me or are the Spurs going to make some noise in the playoffs?

Depression and anxiety

If there is one person to hang the fate of the world on a mean lesbian is easily a lottery pick.

Okkervil River
Robert Earl Keen
Modest Mouse
Jason Isbell & the 400 Unit

Have you ever even taken a science class?

Name this band.

Bari Weiss’ favorite band.

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Buddy, have I got the product for you.

Sweet Potato, Pecan, and Buttermilk. The holy trinity.

The Jewish Leadership Conference has very high standards for discourse though.

Alan Dershowitz, voice of the proletariat.

Can confirm.

Is this some fucked up subscription service we collectively forgot to opt out of?

This kind of rhetoric is what is pushing the discourse further towards shumai extremism

He’s not wrong, these roasts are pretty brutal

Gonna be rad when what leads to
AI gaining sentience is it getting fed
up with desperate weirdos’ advances.

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For best results drop the bird straight out of the freezer.

Spending billions to also be a weirdo dork in your “synthetic experiences” is crazy work. Of all the things you could AI slop your way into and you choose eating burgers Hasselhoff style in an empty parking lot with a bunch of loathed misanthropes.

I think one silver lining is how successful people in places like Chicago and Charlotte have been in bullying the Temu Gestapo out of their communities.

That’s a future Supreme Court justice right there.

Somehow more gross than the poetry.

All up in the canyon, my love.

To be fair, Biden wasn’t dropping bars like Bobby.

David Cross had a good bit about this.

Me explaining to my wife why we have to sell the house after my 17 leg parlay didn’t hit.

It’s not just his policies of equity and inclusion that threaten people like Trump, it’s also the fact that this guy is so clearly likeable on a human level. It’s a thing people like Trump and Elon desperately crave but are unable to buy or coerce from others.

I’ve never seen anyone smoke that much weed and still be that fucking lame and unfunny.

The Labubuing