They’re too comfortable.

Do you really want this anus lipped mutant telling you what to watch?

Really looking forward to right wing slop being force fed down everyone’s throats from all angles.

Are your trying to arouse my wife?

Evil motherfuckers.

Minnesota continues to be under siege. When the sun sets on these fucks we have to hold every single one of them accountable. There is no compromising with this. It’s prosecution and lengthy prison sentences.

Props to everyone having to watch an incontinent catcher’s mitt babble and ramble for their job. You deserve a raise.

The black iPod really ties the vibe together.

Trying to steal a successful person’s online persona is pretty cuck like imho.

Feared in the same way the creepy uncle who lives in Grandma’s basement who is forbidden from being around the kids at holidays.

One thing we often talk about at our kitchen table is how incredibly shitty this sentient J Crew Mannequin is.

We must bend over backwards to accommodate hysterical dipshits.

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I just wanted to give an update on this…

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Jeffries Won’t Whip Vote Against ICE Funding - The American Prospect While the House Democratic leader announced personal opposition to a funding bill for the Department of Homeland Security, he won’t pressure his colleagues to do the same.

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It’s big in that the power vacuum both within and outside the cartel will likely lead to a lot of chaos and violence in the streets.

Worth mentioning that El Mencho wasn’t just any cartel leader, he was the leader of Cartel De Jalisco Nueva Generación. One of the largest, most powerful and violent cartels in the country.

Equality Phil sounds like a woke pimp.

$70 for a Ryan Garcia fight is wild.

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The people laughing and nodding at this…

Do you know how bad you have to fuck up as a Republican for the Economist to put you on blast?

Jorge Campos ahh cleats

Everybody loves ramyeon.

I hear the lamp they’re working on can be activated via a simple hand clap.

This guy is way too fucking dumb to try to make the terrible points he’s trying to make.

We’ve seen and heard a lot of the shift towards focusing more on athlete’s mental health during these games, particularly among female athletes and I can’t help but think we would not be here having these conversations in the same way had Simone Biles not gone through what she went through.

It’s simultaneously hilarious and terrifying how little these fucking morons know of how shit works in real life.

Lecture to be replaced with a picture of an overflowing toilet.

Scraping the web for the Bonner jean manifesto.

I see him owning a lot of corduroy.