Once you rape children, is anything off the table?

Yeah but have you seen the Lincoln bathroom?

What did the town's people do to Frankenstein's monster?

They'd probably like that.

She makes my eyes water. Wait is that why she's called Mace?

Someone should do a podcast on the podcasts that no longer exist.

Call it "Escape Pod"

It's opposite term.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

The only thing scarier for him will be St Peter.

In the spirit of Lincoln.

Gosh, I hope no private jets crash.

Isn't hard bad in baking?

Please pass the Fascism.

Looking "spaced out" is a negotiation tactic!!!

The first thing they do is revoke their citizenship.

Once the dollar collapses they'll have to pay them in company script.

From one dead dick to another.

It's too bad those rights weren't in the 2nd amendment.

That's not what the government's numbers are showing.

Our palace.

That's not a poll, that's a cognitive test.

That's an old joke.

I guess CBS is going from broadcasting in color to black and white.

Nazis drive engagement.

The benefits of being to dumb to open a laptop.

They're trying to kill them.

Peace out.

Yeah, ask Son of Sam.

Old Republicans were smart enough to bitch about it, but never actually do anything except cut taxes for the rich.

I worried that in a hundred years children will have to learn what Twitter was.