@bigbrain61.bsky.social
Writer, gamer, yeller into microphones.
Step forward and aim for their nose.
27.10.2025 23:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I took ten years of taekwondo. I wasn’t very good at it but I’m technically trained at punching people.
27.10.2025 21:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I feel like it would be like punching anyone else. I used to take lessons in how to punch people. (It also involved kicking people and learning how to be Donatello. I still have my bo staff somewhere.)
27.10.2025 12:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hi. Sorry I haven’t been over here lately. How’re you all?
24.10.2025 15:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0#InvisibleSkaDaddy
12.10.2025 14:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That thing is as big as someone’s head.
08.10.2025 18:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
@bigsamthompson.bsky.social I think the Sabres owe you royalties:
07.10.2025 21:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1FORGET NORWAY
11.09.2025 10:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Happy birdhat, Val!
11.09.2025 04:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Seconded. 🫂
25.08.2025 18:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What is North London?
25.08.2025 12:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0My last two trips to an airport, I have seen two different people wearing a shirt that says, “don’t bully me, I’ll cum.”
Like…
What are olive oils?
09.08.2025 13:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There are worse places to be.
04.08.2025 13:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have a transmasc friend who is a country music singer I should introduce you to them.
03.08.2025 23:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a fully bearded man, I cheer for all beards. 👏🏻
03.08.2025 23:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No but I know them.
26.07.2025 21:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What is Hungary?
07.07.2025 11:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Who is Ice Pack?
01.07.2025 02:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Who is Michael Scarn?
01.07.2025 01:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What is The People’s Democratic Republic of South Jersey?
30.06.2025 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What is an LA Chargers helmet?
27.06.2025 09:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1What is Bed-Stuy?
24.06.2025 14:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What is a cream sandwich?
24.06.2025 00:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who is Roman Rains?
23.06.2025 00:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
In England, they ban plastic lids on bottles. Meanwhile in Philadelphia:
22.06.2025 18:27 — 👍 68 🔁 12 💬 6 📌 4What is D2, the Mighty Ducks?
22.06.2025 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And can I speak to their manager?
22.06.2025 20:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What is “Paddle the Casbah”?
22.06.2025 20:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Who is Christopher Walken?
21.06.2025 22:01 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
