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FB stays recommending me to send friend requests to major musicians and it makes me laugh every time

Feels, I got more chinchillas than I know what to do with and I'm never gonna use them

Imagine being in your mid-30s and still thinking that posting videos of you on IG hitting a bong is cute.

Current me is disappointed in younger me's taste in women.

I watched a girl scream "death before detransition" in the middle of singing karaoke tonight. The strength behind her words was palpable.

The world made it through the first four years of hatred and oppression. The American people are ready to fight for the next four.

Had my last session with my therapist today. Going into it, felt weird to say I was "graduating therapy". Then she read through some notes from our first sessions, and the difference is drastic.

Therapy works, and everything will be alright. I believe it now more than ever.

Ever watched Memento? Will forever be my favorite psychological thriller

One of my patients told me today that I look like Hagrid when I let my hair down, and I can't tell if that's a compliment or an insult

this all has digital house party energy

every time I see another mutual show up I get so excited 🥹🫶

10 Games to Get to Know Me

- Sonic 3 & Knuckles
- Mass Effect 2
- Chrono Trigger
- Streets of Rage 2
- Halo 3
- Bioshock
- Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
- Marvel vs Capcom 2
- Hades
- Assassin's Creed 2

Fuck it, dog pics for your timeline

Oh hey, people are starting to show up. Guess I should start using this thing again.

Where we at, streamer bluesky?

I'm like 98% sure the girl that cheated on me when I was 18 is standing about four people away from me at this show, and I don't know how I feel about it.

Don't move back to your hometown after 20 years, kids.

We gotta do something about these username lengths but glad to be here either way