Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @davefromskem

Everton are my normal childhood Everton

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Evertonia

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Being passed through without checks

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Very much me

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Mooo

Kopites are gobshites

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He cant reach the vital organs i am safe

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Everton

Being old Everton

A beautiful normal aspirational club

Wonderful stuff

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On loan

Becomes a fans favourite

Toffee ladys obsessed

He needs a scottish accent and pigeons

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Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts

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Yet you show wool intolerance

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He was kept in marmaris kebab house in ormskirk

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One in runcorn

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Quad florida cup

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a large blue and white boat is floating on top of a body of water .. ALT: a large blue and white boat is floating on top of a body of water ..

Team boat struggling to find the dock in the inclement microclimate.

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Ommmmmmmmmersey

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Weird isnt it

BMD is stratospheric

Last 2 signings are boss

Lots of good youngsters

Title?

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Me bloody too

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United utilities will need a plumber

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They are updating the mersey high tide times

And the fish will have to get used to high female hormone levels

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Fucking weird being happy

I am tempted to buy Everton stuff

Is it really safe

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Refs will be testing the ball each half to see if it rolls given the level of seepage

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The most moist those docks have been

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Bramley Moore to be the first purpose built stadium purely heated by hot vaginas…as Grealish signs

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We need meditation in the plaza

Let it go

Breathe in the new

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If you are a blue moaning

Its ok

Let it go

Let all your pent up Kenwright out

Stop caring about money or anything but…

Grealish is much better
Dewsbury hall is much better

The Stadium is universe class

Let the happy in

Me since Roma

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Who said it has to be correct

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Sir Giddiest Vegan Toffee Dave from Skem

Come on @bsky.app lengthen the handle limit

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This week I have mostly loved Everton

Its been a long cold lonely set of winters

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Grealish medical

Is your name Jack….

Yes

Medical passed

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Woop

The women of Toffeedom seeing Grealish sign

#FannyFan

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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem

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