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I want to sit at home and watch a movie with a cute boy, but I also don’t want to talk to anyone.

Share a movie you can quote from start to finish

To anyone who watched me change my pfp like four times because I kept messing up the edit: No you didn’t

Seaborgium. Did a project on it in 5th grade and developed an attachment to it for zero reason.

I just reached a truly goated, truly peak achievement. Which is that I somehow just managed to pop every single kernel in a bag of popcorn *without* burning the popcorn.

I haven’t felt this good since the time a DoorDash customer service worker messaged me to thank me for being respectful.

I’ve never met a Cian that I did not find very hot.

Queer Filipino standing naked in front of their mirror taking a selfie

First Softie Saturday of the year for me!

Week 2 of snow control. I have finally seen another dog. It was a husky. Which I feel like doesn’t count.

Okay fine I guess I have to. #FCF

mooooom people are being weird on the internet again

wood morning boys 🍆

#bator #boner #dick #morningwood #jerkoff #horny #penis #bears #stroking #bbc #sundaycumday #bate #goon #gay #nsfw

Okay fine I guess I have to. #FCF

If this post gets to 0 likes, I’ll post hog.

Shower selfie

Get my front?

This place has a Pot of Greed cocktail

I feel like it’s been so long since I’ve gotten like, a meaningful blowjob from someone who enjoys it (and isn’t just trying to get me to cum fast). Which is weird because I feel like four years ago, I literally could not escape unidimensional gays who made sucking dick their whole personality.

There are these two students who play Magic the Gathering at a table outside of my office, and what’s cute about it is they both play with like, so much theater. The way they explain their plays is very early 2000’s cartoon voice, straight out of an episode of Yu-Gi-Oh.

To be clear, I mean out of his dick

Need me a man who leaks like a faucet

I feel like we as a society do not fully appreciate the ubiquity of wood veneer in our lives. Every person I’ve talked to about this has been surprised. It’s just a very “did u kno?” kind of thing.

@crshort81.bsky.social stopped by to make my day brighter 🤤

happy fcf friday :3 plus some butt

To clarify: My brain said this to me in the voice of a man with a rifle in a western movie who just kicked in the door of a saloon because he just learned the guy who stole the gang’s gold is back in town.

I was imagining sewing a bag with mostly black fabric and orange accents, and I heard my own brain go “Gahdamn, look at this ‘This Is Halloween’ motherfucker.”

Work work
Something need doing?

The fact that I don’t watch movies or TV isn’t really that meaningful when you consider I probably spend hours a week on YouTube.

Haha yeah chemistry is in the ballpark, for sure did not take for fun

I have always wanted to do that to someone, have them fully engaged in some other activity while I blow them.

Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:

Markup and Scripting Languages
Sociology of Education
Genetics
Philosophy of Humor
Organic Chemistry

Let’s see who can guess what my major was (two of these were electives).