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Zoë van Dijk

@creepcaptain.bsky.social

Illustrator by day, illustrator by night www.zoevandijk.com shewolf@zoevandijk.com Print shop: www.inprnt.com/gallery/creepcaptain/ Drawing in Los Angeles

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I run on a dirt trail that absolutely no motorist would find themselves accidentally running on. I have so many questions but I also want none of the answers.

28.02.2026 17:10 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I’ve seen many things while running outside in LA — man in business suit jogging, woman in full Victorian outfit stroll, shirtless Rob Lowe, a man w twenty dogs — but never before have I seen a full blown psycho running in a motorcycle helmet.

28.02.2026 17:08 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But unlike Seattle, Ol’ Tinseltown is a city of PROUD PERVERTS.

28.02.2026 05:54 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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LA Metro, you evil geniuses. This reminds me of when Seattle briefly called their streetcar the South Lake Union Trolley and “RIDE THE S.L.U.T.” crop tops were being shot out of tshirt cannons by the eager public until Seattle backtracked like cowards.

28.02.2026 05:52 — 👍 22    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

haha honestly, AGING. I’m 39 and in the past four years my hair has DRIED. OUT. it’s awesome. I used to have hair that got greasy in twenty minutes, now I have hair that absorbs water like a parched skeleton in the desert. It’s turning into a witch broom. But before the miracle of aging: dry shampoo

28.02.2026 05:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Inner dialogue: is Kendra attacking me, I can’t tell

28.02.2026 05:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Meme of a man clutching another bleeding man on the floor of a room. The man says "Get up! We've more changes." The man bleeding on the floor says "Please, let me die."

Meme of a man clutching another bleeding man on the floor of a room. The man says "Get up! We've more changes." The man bleeding on the floor says "Please, let me die."

Army crawling my way through the most tedious revision rounds on two different jobs, I have so many .PSDs of these files I am losing my mind

27.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Kirsten in the bathroom, an interior illustration from Folio Society’s STATION ELEVEN.

26.02.2026 17:49 — 👍 45    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0
screen of mulder (the x files) going "lets do some E-mailing."

screen of mulder (the x files) going "lets do some E-mailing."

26.02.2026 17:23 — 👍 147    🔁 42    💬 1    📌 5
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More scandalous nudes for the puritanical mods of @bsky.app to mislabel as sexual

26.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Figure draws from last night!

26.02.2026 23:02 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Figure drawings from last night!

26.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Figure drawing from last night!

26.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Figure drawing from last night

26.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes! Of course they do! This was my logic. I was like well, I could make it look like a 2000 freshly redone bathroom, but let’s be honest a lot of houses don’t ever get redone, especially rural homes or homes owned by the same people their whole lives, so it would probably still look like the 80s

26.02.2026 18:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also shout out to my Donald for being my corpse sheet model. No one lays down on a bed while I drape him in fabric like Donald does — no one.

26.02.2026 17:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I modeled this bathroom off my childhood home. Raise your hand if you had the brown wood/crystal knob faucet/brown wooden mirror frame with vanity lights combo. I wanted it to be an old and outdated bathroom to help the scene feel even more ancient, like time had crawled by.

26.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Kirsten in the bathroom, an interior illustration from Folio Society’s STATION ELEVEN.

26.02.2026 17:49 — 👍 45    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0

omg what an earth angel. I read a whole book about America’s lost apple heritage! Truly a shame!

25.02.2026 21:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Photo of a dog offering his service in the disposal of a sandwich. Every time I’m done eating I have to show him both of my hands front and back like a casino dealer so he knows there’s nothing left.

25.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Bob, wherever you are, you're a gift.

25.02.2026 21:09 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need reference of a maple tree and I found a fifteen year old website that looks like it was made on Angelfire of a man who has lovingly collected photos of his favorite maple trees. I say it all time but honestly god bless the world's nerds.

25.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 27    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1
Spread shown as printed in the book.

Spread shown as printed in the book.

Here it is as printed!

25.02.2026 15:46 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Close up crop of the old man reading, his white hair in a small pony tail, with a little girl clutching a teddybear sitting next to him in the bed of the truck.

Close up crop of the old man reading, his white hair in a small pony tail, with a little girl clutching a teddybear sitting next to him in the bed of the truck.

My favorites :,)

25.02.2026 15:45 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
A wide horizontal illustration, in greens and neutrals, of a caravan of people walking along in the dappled shade on an abandoned and cracked road. Next to them, an old rusting truck is pulled along by two horses,  the words "The Traveling Symphony" sprayed on a tarp lashed over the back. An old man sits in the bed with a little girl, reading a book, while alongside a woman with short blonde hair in a yellow dress reads as she walks. It is a sunny day.

A wide horizontal illustration, in greens and neutrals, of a caravan of people walking along in the dappled shade on an abandoned and cracked road. Next to them, an old rusting truck is pulled along by two horses, the words "The Traveling Symphony" sprayed on a tarp lashed over the back. An old man sits in the bed with a little girl, reading a book, while alongside a woman with short blonde hair in a yellow dress reads as she walks. It is a sunny day.

The full page spread from STATION ELEVEN for Folio Society, featuring the Traveling Symphony. Book is out on March 3rd!

25.02.2026 15:42 — 👍 88    🔁 15    💬 4    📌 1
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a woman in a purple robe is standing in front of a microwave in a kitchen . ALT: a woman in a purple robe is standing in front of a microwave in a kitchen .
25.02.2026 02:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The horniest wax in town, mama mia

25.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I walked out of the studio and he was just sitting there smiling to himself like ah man, this is the life. 👼

25.02.2026 01:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, our couch is the same exact color as our dog. Behold our genius. dog hairs? Where? 😏

24.02.2026 23:58 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wow bud that sure looks tough

24.02.2026 23:44 — 👍 49    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0