Skirting The Issues (He/Him)

and how precisely will this be enforced?

nobody fucking wants this

[beating the floor with my fists]
NOBODY WANTS THIS YOU FUCKIN CAPITALIST DEMONS

⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies.

⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.

the American century of humiliation is in full swing

sir this is a Wendy's what the fuck are you talking about

today in the the jokes write themselves

*OPENAI HIRES AWARD-WINNING BLACK HOLE PHYSICIST

this comic has lived in my head rent free since i saw it.

ASK IT TO FUCK OFF

every word in this blurb is more insane than the one that preceded it

andrew yang fever sweeps andrew yang's apartment

stop deepthroating the boot

Nintendo was hacked.

couldn't happen to a nicer megacorp

getting urinated on would be a less humiliating way to lose a rap battle

The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.

God if the outcome of all this is a discovery that a specific type of black mold makes you a weird bigot I'm gonna have a hearty chuckle then fill my pockets with stones and walk into a lake. We are now living in the mold age. The mildew years. The roaring fungis.

you'll take your fallout 76 update and like it.

“I had to flat out tell [the Microsoft sales team] VP we're not buying any fucking copilot - whereupon she revealed that the only thing she is being measured on for Q4 is sales of copilot, so if that's off the table the conversation is not interesting. LMAO”

we should probably have some sort of elected official responsible for that, huh?

The funny thing is that arguments made against LGBTQ people is "we were fine with it until you shoved it in our face," which is a thing LGBTQ people never did, and broadly the public do not hate LGBTQ people.

They really are trying to shove AI in our face, and everyone really does hate it.

whenever you see a post like "it is impossible to have a reasonable discussion on this web site, the hateful masses only want to destroy" on the timeline, you know it's because they said something so atomically stupid even their parents logged on to flame their bullshit

I can barely keep track of my own data though

i think a lot about how my most memorable interaction with John "Captain Crunch" Draper was the time he facebook messaged me to borrow fifty dollars.

Then you know the rules of quality internet discourse: post post post

this happens a lot when my gf and i go first class (i like to spoil her fight me about it), and the boomer karens try to push past us boarding. wait your turn, dear, our anime shirt wearing asses are in zone 1.

If any other president in all of history said the military should use American cities as a training ground he would be removed from office that same day. The hardest thing to tolerate in all this is how relatively silent elected democrats are. It’s ridiculous.

well, that explains why MY feed is going nuts

"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?

"fork lady is eroding public confidence."

"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."

"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."

that's what you sound like.