Skirting The Issues (He/Him)

you ain't from michigan if etc etc etc

[extremely soul calibur ii announcer voice]

two destined souls meet, in the corridors of time.

they do that dance where you're not sure who's going to go right or left.

on this stage, their battle ends.

not me thinking this said Hamlet bc of MST3K

watching the fucking brain decay amongst previously superlative programmers, i'm gonna be saying "AI krokodil" a lot

It has adaptive difficulty. This is intentional, for better or worse.

You u think it's nuts now? Let's see what the Western hemisphere's dumbest imperialist gets up to while *the markets aren't open*.

"CALLING ALL FRUIT CARTS, CALLING ALL FRUIT CARTS"

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

and she still managed to lose to the fattest, most idiotic, pants shitting diaper baby in the western hemisphere

if we wanted to hear from a bunch of assholes, we'd all fart in unison.

the democrats are like if your house is burning so u dial 911, then 2 days later a dog dressed as fireman shows up wagging his tail 12:49 PM · Dec 14, 2016

i'm disappointed but not shocked that this time capsule from 2016 is not only still true, but maybe even more true

Sen. Markwayne Mullin has died of taking a standardized third grade reading level test. He is expected to be replaced at the Department of Homeland Security by two stray dogs humping.

i have one funko pop and it's because i cosplay Mei Hatsume, and i thought if i didnt buy her merch she wouldnt get more (she still didnt)

fuckin BOOOOOO

Man Knows He Must Ride Unexpected Urge To Clean As Far As It Will Take Him GRAND ISLE, LA—Unsure when he would feel such a compulsion again, local man Robert Malbrook told reporters Wednesday that he had no choice but to ride an unexpected urge to clean as far as it will tak...

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you have to imagine the soul calibur ii announcer saying this

so when you don't follow through on this, how would you like us to respond?

yeah but what do i say when you tell us?

paging @wtyppod.bsky.social to discuss the evils of rebar.

My body The pedophile
ruling class
🤝
years of abuse finally catching up,
with inevitable consequences

something something something philosophers.

something something something new order.

something something something...complete.

We the Marines will lead the charge into a new world order with Metal Gear RAY!

ok but it has drill legs! Surely that helps somehow?

fool me 69,420 times, shame on you.

and then what happened

i think we need four or five oops all news back to back from @wtyppod.bsky.social

because sometimes there are weeks and months where decades happen.

AND YOUR BOSS YELLING AT YOU

grace in RE9 confirmed bisexual because she can't sit in a chair correctly.

#residentevil #residentevilrequiem