alex 🐻 (they/them)

Jenny Nicholson!

Genuine question for anyone who wants to reply:

If I were to start an OF/JFF, what kinds of things would folks want from me there?

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You don't have to tell me twice! 🥵

I kinda like the idea of posting the same stuff here and there and you can just opt in to paying for it if you want to. Kind of like a tip.

At the same time, I feel like there should be some kind of incentive to interact over there?

I dislike the idea of everything I make being behind a paywall, so rest assured this account and the kinds of things I post here are going nowhere. I have fun here and I don't want that to stop.

Is there an interest in commissions from me? Collabs? Talking about gender stuff? Something else?

Genuine question for anyone who wants to reply:

If I were to start an OF/JFF, what kinds of things would folks want from me there?

In all seriousness, I'm not sure I follow the question. I'm happy to give an actual answer if I can get some clarification!

A screenshot of an NGL app question that says, "What's the best bait to use to trap you?"

The Rapala ClapTail 110.

The author of this post showing their hairy armpit to the camera.

I'll just be here whenever you're ready. 😘

A screenshot of an NGL app question that says, "I'd love to rub my beard and nose in your pits 🙂"

🫠🤤 You promise?

A little known fact about me is that if you're masc presenting and use he/they pronouns, I'll be using the "they" option every time unless you tell me not to. I know for a fact you're probably getting he/him'ed left, right, and center. You put that option there for a reason. I see you.

Love, Alex 😘

A screenshot of an NGL app question that says, "I find you super hot! Would love to meet you sometime."

Well thank you! I'm very flattered. 🥰 You should DM me, maybe we can make it happen!

I should really start posting my NGL questions as new threads.

I also just feel like ears are broadly SUPER underrated as erogenous zones? Play with mine with your tongue, then whisper what you want to do to me (or what you want me to do to you.) I'm a good listener. 😏

Sensuality turns me on as much as (or even more than) sex itself does.

I don't have much experience with people doing much with my pits, which is a damn shame, because it's very much a turn on for me. If we're on the same kink wavelength, it can be so fucking hot.

Getting my ass eaten might be the best feeling in the entire universe. I also have a big ol' weakness for being fingered while your mouth is on my nipples.

There's no wrong answer here, really, but if you wanna make my body take a screenshot, play with my nipples while slowly kissing my neck. 🥴

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Yes. Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. All of the above.

Nuh uhhhhhh 😘

If you see this post, do it 🫡

Pronouns: they/them
Height: 5'10"
Shoe: 11.5
Zodiac: Sagittarius ♐️
Smoke: nope!
Tattoos: just a half sleeve for now!
Piercings: 8! 2x double earlobes, 2x nipples, 1x helix, 1x nose.
Fav drink: lemonade

Oh, it's fine, don't worry about me. I just Do This sometimes.

You know what turns me on more than anything else?

Not using AI. 🥵🥵🥵

10/10, no notes. This is great. I unironically might immediately replay this if I can actually get my Switch to not crash again.

Of COURSE my Switch crashed right after defeating the final boss so she didn't have to write a way to tie the loose threads of the story together!

Of COURSE the game revolves around the main character, a known diva, wearing a dress that's haunted by the ghost of an even bigger diva, what else would a drag queen write a video game story about?!

Of COURSE the story is camp nonsense and most assets are shamelessly reused, she's probably never written/made a video game sequel before, let alone on that budget!

Of COURSE the finale tries to be touching but it's totally undeserved, this game exists to serve cunt and serve cunt alone!

It then hit me during the final battles that this entire thing makes so much more sense and is way more fun if you pretend it was written and developed by your favorite drag queen, who was given $40 and a long weekend to make this game happen.

Which is why I felt myself waiting until literally the final boss for the story to start making sense and feel like it had actually begun.

Meanwhile, basically all the big moments are fanservicey and camp as hell. Which, again, confusing if you loved the original.

Truly, the story makes about as much sense as the average Kingdom Hearts game. Which isn't a terrible thing on its own, but it's a JARRING contrast with how deep the original game's story ran. And that... is not immediately apparent at the beginning.