PeeKachu

a painting of a rope hanging from a wooden post on a muddy floor . ALT: a painting of a rope hanging from a wooden post on a muddy floor .

With all these newcomers on Bluesky, I need to get back to my urinating activities........ or delete this shameless page.

Repost of this dirty pic without my angry speech about Nostr.
I was kinda "pissed" lel.

Moi quand je lis "bite" hein, j'me pose pas de questions

One of the great dramas of life is that, even in remote corners of the world, it is never excluded that walkers may appear out of nowhere to catch you during a pee break. You are never at peace anywhere ... but isn't that part of the pleasure ?

Certainement l'un des meilleurs posts que j'ai vu sur ce RS ! MERCI <3 !

This pic makes me think of the early internet era rather than the pre-internet one. I've spent half of my life in the "pre" one and don't really miss it. People tend to forget that most of what we do now with internet was done through phone back then ... and it was a nightmare for introverts.

For whatever reason, trees have never been a target of choice for my shooting practices outside. Nothing else to say on that matter, I just really don't know why.

I used to spend some of my lonely evenings in a park near my flat in the early 2010s. There I would drink tons and tons of cans of beers and sodas and then piss them all around like a super soaker until the night was cold and dark enough. It was pure dumb and shameful "organic fun".

It was time for a quick break in the flower fields

Each spring and summer, on holidays in the countryside, I force myself to urinate outdoors only. If you really forbid any cheat-piss in the toilets it's far from being as easy as it sounds, even as a guy. But it's a fun little challenge, I love it ... even when I get caught !

A decade ago, friends and I had to empty a whole lot of beer cans to use them in a video. Did it one evening during a concert on campus. They pissed it all shamelessly in the bushes while I couldn't help but hide miles away each time I had to go. Pretty sure I'd still wouldn't dare.

Used to piss in the streets quite often on drinking nights in my twenties. Sure alcohol helped to be carefree, but it felt so much easier back then (dunno why). Now each time I take a leak outside it seems that the whole world is watching or a random dude could appear randomly while I'm at it.

Astolfo having a quick break during a summer fest.
Didn't want him to look TOO young this time around but this AI model just won't generate NSFW stuff if you ask for 25 years old chars ... don't ask me why (it just adds a huge purse to girls) ! 20 works though ...

Should have checked the surroundings a little more.

Second hommage to Sophy Rickett ... guess she never tried this one ... don't know why.
Of course the most complicated part is to aim the bird right with the funnel.

There was a toilet between the bins on the original generation. Thought is was funny to see her using it but ... well no ...
Bing at first, then photoshop, tricking the generative fill for the stream with a "water hose stream" prompt.

Left this one untouched, straight out from Bing Ai.
Should have photoshoped it a bit I guess, but neither had the time nor the will to do it.
Anyway, this monk really needed it.

It's been complicated to trick Bing AI for this one, but hey, here it is.
(Extended with firefly)

Sophy Rickett has made a whole set with different looks, wigs and costumes. I ignored it for decades. Remembering the ones I saw in my youth I found the rest of the set years later. This one which might be my favorite for some odd reasons I don't really get.

Saw this one in the same period as the previous one. I wasn't a kid anymore but for complicated reasons, even as a guy, pissing outdoor wasn't something I would allow myself at that time, even for emergencies. Seeing a girl performing it, both outside and standing up, was just a god damn blast !

No AI for a change. Can't really remember when I've seen Sophy Rickett's work around my twenties but it shocked me ... the kind of shock that gives you pleasure and makes you come back, wondering why.

Putting this one here too, same age as the previous. I've work SOOOO DAAAMN HARD to generate it, and it just looks like shit now 😂.
Anyway, the trick was the same here => generating the pic with the right pose, adding a stream, then img2img in artbot/stable diffusion with the appropriate prompt.

This one was among my first results for piss pics on artbot.
It required tricking the IA by adding something that could be considered a piss stream, THEN re-generating the picture on img2img mode, but as you can see, the stream doesn't look anything like piss.

Asked Bing for a backview of mothman taking a leak on the side of the highway at golden hour (didn't said: golden shower). Did a pretty good job, but hasn't learned not to stand in the piss puddle yet.

I know this one feels odd and that there's plenty things to say about a lot of details. I was made combining ArtBot and photoshop. Generating the main canevas then upscaling and reworking details, adding characters etc. I cheated for the piss stream though.

This one was a nightmare and the result isn't that great. Started with the girl in a more "cartoony" style, changed the model while keeping the position, added the guy and struggled to get the (shitty) piss stream. I gave up on the puddle under the girl. Wanted them to have this meerkat glance.

Well, it's the first icon I use for this account so ... I guess I can, at least, put it here to show it in it's full glory.
Yeah yeah, don't ask me how she does that ... funnel or pure magic, I don't know ... I just asked BING AI and this technical issue didn't bothered it that much.

Generated this one by tricking Bing Ai. It would not let me generate pissing people until I used "take a leak" instead of "piss/pissing/pee/peeing/urinating/etc".
I then expanded it with FireFly.