This asshole thinks everyone just fell off the turnip truck.

"Trump is smarter than Nixon" is certainly one fuck of a Galaxy Brain take.

Don't know about you, but I am tired of winning.

Somehow this reminds of the story about how badly Trump wanted to sleep with Princess Diana.

He is too senile to wrap his head around the fact that Iran is different than Venezuela.

Only clear offensive foul Sunday on a corner was a Chelsea player grabbing Raya around the torso on the play before Chelsea scored. Raya was going to claim but couldn't get there because he was held--got a hand to put it out for a corner (which Chelsea scored) because no foul was called.

At least we’ve skipped over the years bickering and arguing whether the guy has a plan and whether such a deranged plan could possibly work.

That was the name of my High School Band.

It's a Special Military Operation. That's what he's saying.

Just sounds better in original Russian.

They are literally at “War is Peace”

Kate has always been the kind of person to overestimate her wit and who imagines that her farts smell like roses.

Shocking that a guy with twofirstnamesruntogether is a fucking know-nothing meathead.

nothing says goyishe kop like a goyim sayin goyim.

No signs of mobility issues other than being blind and unable to communicate.

I mean they inarguably got the better deal than the men's team, didn't they. On a food level and a personal level.

aw man we were only a week away from senate democrats tweeting that something must be done

Truth is, these are not very bright people, and things are getting out of hand.

YouTube video by PretzelFarmer Nina Hagen - My Way (1978) Germany

Banger in a foreign language

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Why do these nazis always talk about a thousand years?

Miller his "moment which will live for a 1000 years"; Hitler with his 1000 year Reich. Anyone who remembers people not standing for Orange Shitgibbon's river of lies will think better of those who didn't stand to applaud the lies.

YouTube video by The1Conditioner Animal House: "BLOWJOB"

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in the immortal words of @dril.bsky.social: “Glug. Glub. Glug“

Black Hawk Down (2001) - Full cast & crew - IMDb Black Hawk Down (2001) - Cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more.

Black Hawk Down?

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Hindenburg disaster

"This is Trump's chance to turn things around"

Ancient wonders. Not sure wtf autocorrect was shooting for.

TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON This cartoon has six panels. A caption at the top says "History, Rhyming." PANEL 1 A close up of someone's hand lying limply on the ground, in sepia tones. CAPTION: August 20, 1965: Civil rights activist Jonathan Daniels put himself between a deputy sheriff and the black teen the deputy was attacking. The deputy shot Daniels to death. PANEL 2 A close up of a gloved hand lying limply on snowy pavement, a cell phone lying nearby. Drawn in blue tones. CAPTION: January 24 2026: Anti-fascist activist Alex Pretti put himself between border protection agents and the woman the agents were attacking. The agents shot Pretti to death. PANEL 3 This panel is divided in two, sepia on the left and blues on the right. On the sepia side, a man inn a suit sneers. On the right side, a man in a border patrol uniform sneers. BOTH (in unison): He was intended to commit a massacre! CAPTION (sepia side): Arthur Gamble: Corrupt prosecutor who threw the case. CAPTION (blue side): Gregory Bovino: Border Patrol Commander. PANEL 4 Another panel divided into sepia and blue sides. On the sepia side is a cheerful middle-aged man in a suit. On the right side are two masked Border Patrol agents. ALL THREE (unison): I was in fear for my life! CAPTION (sepia side): Tom Coleman, Daniels' murderer. CAPTION (blue side): Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez, Pretti's murderers. PANEL 5 On the sepia side, three people with 1960s haircuts are angrily yelling. On the blue side, same thing except with current-day hair and clothes. ALL (unison): If he hadn't put himself where he didn't belong he'd still be alive! Cops have to make split-second judgements! Law! Order! Bark bark bark bark woof! CAPTION: Boot-licking stooges. PANEL 6 In a clearing, surrounded by grass, trees, and shrubs, two men talk to each other. One, wearing a clerical collar, is "Jonathan Daniels, 1939-1965." The other, wearing a winter jacket and baggy jeans, is "Alex Pretti, 1989-2026."

History, Rhyming

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British were the most prolific looters in history. They have pieces of 4 of the seven ancient woNedra, none of which were located within Britain. Plus the Rosetta Stone.

They'll show replays. And Newsmax will show it for the next week claiming it was a Democrat assassination.

Saw Murphys last summer -- they put on a great show.

That orange man is NOT okay.