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A future Jim Gavin episode of Laochra Gael will have to mention all this, and it’ll be almost as painful to watch as the bit in Joe Quaid’s where his testicle exploded on impact with a sliotar.

In 2023 Heather Humphreys owned 2 empty homes
in Cootehill, Co Cavan

4 Qs for @hhumphreysfg.bsky.social

1. Are these homes still empty?

2. Did u tell Revenue & pay Vacant Homes Tax?

3. Do you pay LPT?

4. How long were homes kept empty?

#DerelictIreland
#VacantIreland
#Speirgorm
#Aras25

lol…I never would have remembered to post it so work away

Fucking outrageous the Irish members - and all remaining imrpisoned members - of the Gaza Flotilla are still detained. How is this not headline news on RTÉ and every broadsheet going? Imagine if it was China or Russia holding them?

I don't drink caffeine and I can tell this is what I sound like, even when I'm trying to explain that the tiniest bit makes me so aggressive I may as well be deathly allergic. Meanwhile, glorious water pumping from the tear ducts of mother earth herself and deep into our bellies to quench the nee...

Now wait, I never said what he said wasn’t cool

Haha!…No, thank god

I offered him tea one time and he said, very earnestly:
“I only drink water. I saw a painting once, in the Prado I think, of a boy drinking water. And the obvious refreshment, the coolness and purity of the water were captured so well. That’s what water is to me”

Sometimes when he’d knock in he’d pick up my guitar and noodle badly until the air would swim with cringe

Playing the long game by persuading my old landlord to run for the Áras in 2032 so I’ll get the €450 he owes me from 2016

Is Gavin genuinely as thick as he seems or are FF malcontents/FG and media class really digging the boot in? Humphries also has property skeletons in the closet on the public record but it has not come up at all for whatever reason www.ontheditch.com/heather-hump...

That’s a new one on me, Hugo
I’m learning all the time

Israel accused of detaining Greta Thunberg in infested cell and making her hold flags Activist tells Swedish officials she has been subjected to harsh treatment, including insufficient food and water

“They dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others."

she was “wrapped in the Israeli flag and paraded like a trophy."

when you're definitely the good guys

An acceptable bigotry

Celebrating Albert Reynolds

Caught the last bus

Same friend was talked into ordering a Bitburger and on being told the keg needed to be changed mid-pour said “top it up with Carlsberg”

I generally look like a Fine Gael functionary so it’s particularly hurtful

Friend:
“Jeez, see that guy over there, he looks like clean you”

This is an insult, “friend”

so I rephrased it and tried again but it still didn’t go, and I did this ~20 more times and then the network sent her all the texts together.

Going to run for the presidency next time so that it’ll be reported in the national media that when I was 18 and a girl asked me to text her and I did, but the network was down and the text didn’t go…

STRING

This is what made you who you are today. I’m sorry

Had a rugby coach when we were 11/12 who was a drill seargant in the army. He had us crawling through half-iced over muddy puddles shouting 'there's n0 rain' at the sky. We lost so many matches.

Her experience at 7:
Emphasis on skills and having fun.

My experience at 7:
With no training or explanation of rules, you’re in the “Parish League” in an age-mixed team with lads 5 yrs older. Ham-faced dads roar at you for standing with your hands in the pockets of your jorts

My GAA career? Dont worry about it

“Fail to prepare, prepare to fail” Roy Keane

Our daughter’s GAA training has been called off for the morning. My earliest memory of the club at home was playing in hailstones you wouldn’t put the dog out in.