Pastor which one be dance and forget your sorrows. How I wan take forget say I never chop since yesterday
15.10.2023 08:12 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Plate of rice in local restaurants:600
Plate of rice in hotel:5k
Plate of rice in prison:Free
I no fit advice you again.
04.10.2023 17:32 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
Manchester united: We are just 2 months into the season
03.10.2023 21:29 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
God gave Chelsea 2 league goals for October and they spent it all on Fulham.
02.10.2023 21:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sportybet gimme back my money I never reach 18 years 😭😭😭
22.09.2023 20:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Nigerian moms have started. Few weeks ago, she didn't know who Mohbad was.
Now every 2 days - "Bawo ni, Shey won ti arrest boy Naira Marley yen?"
20.09.2023 23:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Eczema for boy body na dirty, Eczema for girl body na skin reaction. E no go better for una 😂
20.09.2023 23:45 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
As things dey go now ehn, next of kin go pay loan tire 😹
17.09.2023 20:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Premier League title race after 5games
17.09.2023 19:30 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Start Hojlund Start Hojlund, like say na Tiger gen 😂😂😂
16.09.2023 16:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
scene at Old Trafford
16.09.2023 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
African parents are only humble when you're teaching them how to operate a smart phone especially how to use "whozzup" like they would call it 😂😂
14.09.2023 19:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You fit be electrician make another person dey wire your babe 💔😂
14.09.2023 19:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nobody enjoy this life reach irresponsible people.
14.09.2023 15:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
E get the kind nyansh wey you go get, nothing like true love for you 😹
14.09.2023 15:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Do u remember when you called your boyfriend my king 🤴
And he calls you his queen 👸
How is the Kingdom now! 💆?
13.09.2023 19:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
four cousins 😂
13.09.2023 19:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Never take drugs to impress a girl in bed. Your kidney is more valuable than her Orgasm.
you go just die like fowl
13.09.2023 19:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If I propose to you in a public place and you are not interested please just say NO peacefully,if you slap me I will give you upper -cut
13.09.2023 19:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Harry Maguire’s last two goals have been for Sevilla and Scotland.
13.09.2023 19:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Stop calling it puff puff the name is Caramel Gaze Donut Holes
13.09.2023 19:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
You get mind commot pastor phone con plug your powerbank
10.09.2023 08:23 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2
Is either I die RICH or I die RICHER
no be me go die trying
10.09.2023 08:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
You fit get apartment, before you set up finish rent don expire
09.09.2023 22:04 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
No tattoos
No fancy cars
No scandals
No crazy haircuts
No controversies
No talent
100% committed to Manchester United
Living Legend Maguire
07.09.2023 15:48 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
After the online early morning prayers, use part of the remaining hours of the day to work on your character.
05.09.2023 07:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just look at yourself, no crush, no relationship, no one to text, just laying in bed like a potato scrolling Tik Tok.
05.09.2023 07:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Chelsea fans have celebrated more signings than points in 2023
02.09.2023 16:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
my married friend was joking to me that at this rate, it's his children that will attend my wedding and joked back saying it's bold of him to assume his marriage will last that long.
we moved on swiftly to useful conversations.
31.08.2023 06:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
