joey

she’s the perfect white liberal. if she voted for trump, how would she assert her “superior morality”?

not quite…

sameee i’m not a good liar so i couldn’t even lie if i wanted to 😭

type shit

taste?? 😭😭😭😭

cutie pie 🥹

i was expecting the wicked soundtrack to be amazing and it’s somehow still surpassing every expectation

top 10 best song of all time and you can’t change my mind

pretty girl ❤️❤️

people do not care about their digital footprint enough for me

and on twt i was like “ugh these are probably just bots” and here im like “i hope every single one of you has the best day ever you are all so special and dear to my heart” 😭

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

this is sooo cute

gossip girl reboot character calling herself influential with 83 viewers on instagram live

me, on twitter when i get 3 likes: everybody hates me and thinks i’m annoying

me, on bluesky when i get 3 likes:

i’d have to go back home to grab them idk

cutie pie 🥹🫶🏼

friendsgiving mac was a success! (yes, i am the only black person in my department 😭)

This will be my last year working full time for anybody 🥰

data analyst in the fintech industry! would totally love to be added!!

twitter scared me outta that real quick

i was scrolling on the train to work when the first one popped up i was so pissed off 😭😭

i thought this was some michael jackson lore i was too young to understand 😭😭

see i probably should’ve done that but i wanted to eat!!!

just muted the skeets after dark hashtag because it’s too early in the morning for cheeks omg

the tenth one 😭😭😭

this being your first and only post is killing me 😭😭

not having to hear a certain fandom complain about this is exactly why i love this app 😭

i have the same allergy and no one ever believes me until i look it up and show them lolll

needed this reminder today 🥲