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Sports, Star Wars, and the fall of modern democracy https://www.twitch.tv/captainpootie

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I was surprisingly satisfied with Tron: Ares. Definitely not for everyone but I genuinely enjoyed it.

10.10.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign

10.07.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7309    ๐Ÿ” 1175    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50
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The disrespect to not even have a photo for Byron Leftwich. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
#immaculategrid

02.07.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for your service. ๐Ÿ‘x10

29.06.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starting a SCARED STRAIGHT style program where pro athletes visit high schools across America to make parents realize their kids have no chance

04.06.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5349    ๐Ÿ” 697    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 218    ๐Ÿ“Œ 292

You canโ€™t say criminals donโ€™t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.

26.04.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44456    ๐Ÿ” 11799    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 549    ๐Ÿ“Œ 448

Man I really thought Johnathan Kuminga was gonna be a top 10 player eventually when he got drafted

27.04.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™s official, #JDVanceKilledThePope

21.04.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8308    ๐Ÿ” 1265    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 139    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49

The videogame mod community is the largest and clearest debunking of the idea that people wouldn't work without monetary incentives

23.03.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd rather have a question I can't answer then an answer I can't question

06.03.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Say what you want about Kendrick but the fact that people are figuring out what โ€œ40 acres and a muleโ€ in 2025 is why any education to black history is important, no matter no big nor small.

23.02.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17555    ๐Ÿ” 2261    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 255    ๐Ÿ“Œ 71

6/10 games can be good games.

7/10 games can be good games.

8/10 games can be great games.

9/10 games can be amazing games.

Games that are not a 10/10 are still very much worth your time I promise. Sometimes you can find a hidden gem this way & not even know it. Scores are subjective too. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

16.02.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6784    ๐Ÿ” 871    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 312    ๐Ÿ“Œ 154

It's the start of a new era

12.02.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saw someone say it was a sad "sequins" of events and I've been giggling since

11.02.2025 12:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idk some of the dialogue happening right now would be criticized for being unrealistic

02.02.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

02.02.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9764    ๐Ÿ” 1625    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 173    ๐Ÿ“Œ 165

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

30.01.2025 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37799    ๐Ÿ” 7196    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 260    ๐Ÿ“Œ 217

I can't believe I regularly consumed and enjoyed H3H3 content at one point

27.01.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doom scrolling is great right now because The Doom is always fresh. It used to be The Doom would get stale after a day or 2 but now the horrors are unending ๐Ÿ˜Š

25.01.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4211    ๐Ÿ” 627    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 118    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

Gen Z Amish kid named Skibidiah

24.01.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more ๐Ÿ˜‚

23.01.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15990    ๐Ÿ” 3240    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73    ๐Ÿ“Œ 58

Any idea when these are coming out?

23.01.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm very concerned about Chancellor Palpatine. I find it strange that he was elected after a smear campaign towards the former Chancellor. I also find it odd that he requested emergency powers at the start of his second term, and that the Senate seems to fall in line with him.

23.01.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Valid.

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22.01.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MARK NO๐Ÿ˜ญ

20.01.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you are a creator who is being affected by the TikTok ban, use this as a follow-chain so we can all follow and support you on your other accounts!

19.01.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Master Sol being determined to face Mae alone in Revenge / Justice is another perfect detail. He knows it's on him, he understands the failure is his alone & it's right that he dies at the end. How he dies? That is, how that's revealed? As good as Star Wars has ever been. Period!

07.01.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Andrew Van Ginkel vs Jahmyr Gibbs

06.01.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Correct, Tampa would still have more wins than Atlanta so they would clinch

05.01.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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