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Where sarcasm meets Football in a delightful digital duet. Newcastle United | Chicago Bears | Wales

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What’s your thoughts on Rome’s dad suggesting he seeks a trade after the Bengals game?

Lee, Wales, UK

04.11.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m hearing from a lad at the game that they’ve actually changed the ref at half time…

25.10.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woltemade?

16.10.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think he will be fine come the 10th…

08.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks mate. Appreciate the reply.

Enjoy the game.

05.10.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s the score with Hall George?

05.10.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Marco Boogers

04.10.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1-0 loss incoming

02.10.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re not real fans

29.09.2025 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a prick.

25.09.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever voted against banning the tush push needs their fucken head checked.

#NFL

21.09.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Viagogo owns StubHub.

Ticketmaster owns Ticketweb which rivals StubHub in the secondary ticket market.

18.09.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tonight’s optimism.

#NUFC

18.09.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quelle Γ©tait la blessure? Est-ce grave ?

17.09.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t dribble
Can’t beat the first man on set pieces
Passings atrocious
Can’t track back and defend effectively
A blind sniper finishes better
Makes Arsenal think they play with 10 men when he starts…

That 36 seconds was the anomaly.

17.09.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Russian MoD video with a partially deflated decoy aircraft in the background. Like a dog receiving a bollocking its tail is tucked away out of sight and its nose is down.

Russian MoD video with a partially deflated decoy aircraft in the background. Like a dog receiving a bollocking its tail is tucked away out of sight and its nose is down.

"You've let me down, you've let the squadron down... and worst of of all you've let yourself down."

16.09.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1701    πŸ” 336    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 19

There’s more wrong with the team at the moment than there is right.

14.09.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Crazy.

RIP Ricky lad.

14.09.2025 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Right. Here’s the winning lineup pals.

13.09.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just after half hour.

12.09.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with the word uhm on his forehead ALT: a man with the word uhm on his forehead
12.09.2025 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JJ full… great news!

11.09.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ironic really because the plot of the love is Ariel taking down the right wing elite within the rebuilt Nakatomi Plaza.

09.09.2025 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But the Little Mermaid 6: Mermaid Harder was almost Oscar worthy.

09.09.2025 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Head coach was told to call him up so Liverpool have an opportunity to start pumping their PR narrative through channels we don’t have available to us.

08.09.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Return of Jafar was a masterpiece.

I won’t have you talk ill of it.

08.09.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Week One Sunday everybody!

We fucken made it!

#NFL

07.09.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Monangai is going to be a dawg against the vikes.

I can feel it.

06.09.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s probably hiding the fact that commercials were agreed before the purchase and they just went with it.

So he’s probably not wrong in what he’s saying but it doesn’t exactly mean that they wouldn’t have had the decision not already been made.

06.09.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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