Wyatt 🇺🇦🐝

🎶Utah! What a great place to be! 🎶

Mutuals hit different when they are from your 2014/15 tumbler era

Me when-when I- me-

I thought I could fix so many people 😮‍💨

The way I thought “here for a good time, not a long time.” Meant someone was just depressed and were planning on ending it soon and not looking for hookups.

Need a gender neutral term for parent that’s catchy. I got a coworker I can’t call daddy or mommy

Such a good picture!!

Seattle Pride ♥️

Good Friday ✨

Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and anger. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"

It's the weekend, baby

Cute androgynous twink from Wendy’s save me 😩

China’s First Police Corgi Has 400,000 Followers and a Nose for Trouble

China’s first police corgi, Fu Zai, has won top workplace reviews as an unusual breed of sniffer dog. But his lack of self-control cost him his annual bonus after he was caught swiping a sausage from a child during a street patrol.

There’s a reason you have two hands

Just a reminder that when the CDC published there first reports of leading causes of death. It was always firearms. Thanks to a large donation from the NRA. The Dickey amendment was introduced and now the CDC is not allowed to mention firearms or guns at all.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickey_...

LMAO

Good Friday ✨

There are few things in this world that make me smile more than hearing the bros giggle at a funny joke in the group chat

Lemme suck them, I mean, lemme kiss them better

Do you have any advice for a novice like myself?

Just got in my first “accident” 😊✨

Hair cut ✨

Her name is Gouda and she’s a Gouda girl ♥️

The best part of going to the salon is the emotional support dog that holds your hand when you’re getting your hair washed

Riker is on some kind of alien medical table in a circular room, attended by two technicians. We cannot see them well, but these are aliens. In blue text we see the episode title: "First Contact"

Star Trek TNG, S4E15: An captive Riker trades sexual favors with a guard for preferential treatment. Picard explains the virtues of espionage to the guy who caught a Starfleet spy. Aliens make fun of Riker's freakishly deformed fingers

7/10 the other Star Trek: First Contact

Me: Yeah I know Spanish

The Spanish:

Bit the inside of my lip and it won’t stop bleeding, help.

Accomplice

Repost for Good luck 🍀 and Head!

Guess which little criminal turned off my computer while I was typing up a legal brief.

Accepting punishment suggestions.