macy jayne

I am not a Minnesota resident, but I am enraged by this morning’s execution and terrified for what is to come.

am i the last person to learn about spirit christmas?

i’m so full of myself that whenever i meet performers off stage i imagine the rest of my life being their partner and assuming that they are obviously already in love with me

cierra and nic are the greatest couple on this season idc idc idc #loveislandusa #loveislandseason7 #loveisland

Bombing for peace is like burning books to promote literacy.

if joe biden dies from prostate cancer and something good happens to trisha paytas on the same day i’m leaving the country

my first love, sebastian stan, has officially gone bald… i think this is the end

hot girls fake tan and watch raw on monday nights #wwe #raw

“… and he’s not done yeet”
#wwe #raw

“that is the most shocking thing i’ve ever heard said in the history of saying things” - michael cole
#wwe #eliminationchamber #wweeliminationchamber

tattoo on woman’s left shoulder of an outline of a red chili pepper

finally got a tattoo to commemorate my love of @chilipeppers.bsky.social

i wasn’t born i was imagined. i was wrested from some older, maybe an ancient and liminal place and brought before you into this light. thank you.

well safe to say we've never seen a rap beef like this one. Getting Samuel L Jackson, Serena Williams, and Mustard to all step on you at the Super Bowl

When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl

please god, I just want to make it to Super Bowl 69

all pedophiles should be called out in a stadium of 70 thousand people

Are you about to complete a work task?
STOP!
Remember your ABC’s!

Are you gonna lose your job if you don’t do it?
Bare minimum is Best
your Company hates you and doesn’t Care if you die

not like us winning record of the year is the #grammys equivalent of jey uso winning the #wwe #royalrumble

carti is not singing rn #grammys

#TheTraitorsUS
Wes: "I'll try to be less aggressive"
Also Wes:

what do you mean the best scene of #thetraitorsus last night is tom sandoval in a bathtub

Here’s a New Year’s Resolution:

Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

phineas and ferb has the most goated tv soundtrack of all time. gitchee gitchee goo mf.

2 trays of peanut butter cookies sitting on the stove

a tray of red velvet cookies with cream cheese frosting and red velvet crumbles

some days i think about becoming a trad wife

notice how they won’t make that the actual article headline 🗣️

everyday i contemplate starting a podcast and immediately hear the voices of my closest friends saying “i will pay you to stfu”

No, magats. No amount of bullshit will ever make me accept your Fanta Führer.

Thoughts?

We should have as many headlines about the people, individually, who die because they can't afford medical care in the U.S. as we do about a CEO who profited off those people being shot