Riley Hearts

Cancelled for bringing up the forbidden bit about how nobody talks about the presidents middle name anymore

Cocks, balls even

My gfs stink admiration has fully pushed me to just stop buying it hhh

If youve been on hrt for 7 years and have newly minted trans women in your dms you should be on a registry. For sickos

Gm!!!

Gonna get my balls removed in like an hour!

Mushrooms turn dead wood into food and medicine which is better than anything any tech start up has ever done

lady with post-avatar depression who gets asked to leave pandora: the world of avatar at disney's animal kingdom when she tries to shoot a park employee with a giant arrow while screaming "death to settlers" in na'vi

puppygirls are like "this could fix me" and it's literally a veterinarian

Hot hot hot hot hot

she's Problematic (transfemme, openly into weird sex, heard she was a bitch to a friend of a friend one time)

you’re in her dms, i’m soaking that cute little crop top she’s got on with my piss. we are- fundamentally the same, honestly, she and i are just more compatible, that’s all. don’t worry, you’ll find the right girl for you! you’re a total catch.

*angrily looking in the mirror* you will post something FUNNY. you will NOT be horny on the timeline. people will think you're COOL. do NOT post about ladies so hot that when you think about them your blood pressure tanks and your pulse races and you think you're gonna die unless you c

haha how could you tell im ~transfem~. was it the linux sticker or my custom keycaps. oh its because of my extreme political views and the choking. yeah fair enough

I'm full of estrogen and feelings holy shit

It's been too long since I beat the shit out of a sub what's with that

Threesomes surrounded on both sides with hours of extensive YouTube reviews of six flags parking setups

when i'm saying i wanna be passable i'm saying i wanna be kicked around like a soccer ball by a women's world cup team

Rumors are circling about a new method of dilation developed by high-tech trannies but so far they've remained tight lipped

It's all coming together

ik ppl are having fun but don't let yourself think that being a top/bottom is some sort of identity that you need to conform to. it's just a sex preference. you can like to get fucked raw deep into the night and not be "uwu my plushies (keymash)" about it