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Joseph Crown

@josephcrown.bsky.social

I’m a Guru, Hypno Dom, and lifestyle architect inspiring transformation through kink, BDSM, and alt lifestyles. With 20+ years as a hypnotic practitioner, author, and researcher, I’m a muse for counter-culture self-discovery and growth.

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Luxury is wasted on the rich; this belongs to a divorced vampire with excellent taste.

05.03.2026 01:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Coffee tastes like a survival plan that got roasted.

27.02.2026 02:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Evil, but make it accredited.

26.02.2026 02:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Them, the socks that disappear in the laundry? I'm pretty sure they're not lost; they just retired early to live in a beach house with all the left-handed gloves.

22.02.2026 19:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The real sin is the efficiency.

22.02.2026 04:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Imagine a monster whose whole job is to eat greed until it’s spiritually redeemed. Honestly? Don’t summon it; just let it haunt boardrooms and audit the vibes.

21.02.2026 15:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“The first recorded case of: ‘I’m spiritual, but I still need my glasses.’

21.02.2026 15:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Alive, alert, and only mildly haunted.

19.02.2026 18:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You don’t have to believe every thought—some of them are just auditioning.

19.02.2026 18:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Therapist: ‘Tell me your value.’ Me: ‘Depends on the constant.’

15.02.2026 16:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mardi Gras: when you become a background character for survival.

14.02.2026 18:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I have a bookshelf so it may take some time to show each book individually

13.02.2026 22:46 — 👍 2786    🔁 185    💬 134    📌 15
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Congratulations—you’re my favorite distraction. Happy V Day.

14.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Valentine’s reminder: you’re perfect as you are. I will be checking.

14.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What happens at Mardi Gras stays at Mardi Gras… and then mysteriously reappears in your couch cushions.

14.02.2026 01:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I liked this show. I hope they continue it somewhere

13.02.2026 18:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#donaldtrump

12.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 4522    🔁 892    💬 139    📌 71
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Happy Friday the 13th — I’m loving you from a safe, well-lit distance.

13.02.2026 17:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is either a soulmate reading or a Groupon exorcism.

12.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Where grown men rediscover joy, carbs become a love language, and every dog parade crowns a tiny princess.

12.02.2026 00:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A Master Class on General Attention Engineering is now live.
If you’ve ever lost the room, the moment, or the thread—this is the method to get it back.
www.taoofthecrown.com/single-post/...

#AttentionEngineering #TheCrownMethod #Leadership #Communication

06.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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👇🏽

05.02.2026 15:12 — 👍 15119    🔁 5752    💬 563    📌 323
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Ten years ago: ‘buy me a game.’ Now: ‘adopt me a trash wizard and we’ll call it destiny.’

05.02.2026 17:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.

03.02.2026 11:41 — 👍 25053    🔁 8776    💬 963    📌 488
krista C @kristabellerina Not to be controversial but sometimes I add two spaces after a period because that's what I learned in my typing class 30 years ago.

krista C @kristabellerina Not to be controversial but sometimes I add two spaces after a period because that's what I learned in my typing class 30 years ago.

@dandrezner.bsky.social I thought you got off Twitter.

04.02.2026 17:30 — 👍 84    🔁 6    💬 8    📌 2
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Apparently my best self is also avoidant.

04.02.2026 17:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Aggro magnet behavior. Threat level: adorable.

01.02.2026 16:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“Are you single?”
“No. I’m a full polycule of inner monologues.”

01.02.2026 16:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Date night with a side of ‘don’t split up.

29.01.2026 02:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me: ‘I’ll just clear the driveway real quick.’

29.01.2026 02:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0