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Why do they call it a love triangle if it's never a triangle?
They should call it the love right angle.

The ADHD urge to watch a movie, but also listen to music, but also play a game, but also read.

Who up roting they scope rn

I hate to say it, but every single Black Keys riff sounds like it could be in a DIY shop ad.

A lot of people think that Jim and Pam or even Michael are the main characters of The Office, when they are mere jesters dancing at the court of the Hay King.

She has the same thing going on on her backpack, the whole thing comes together so nicely.

How do I politely tell someone that they should start flossing because I can smell that they don't?

How your email found ne

Standing in front of the kindergarten, waiting for the next creepwave

Pro tip: It's much more fun to ask them what's funny about it and watch them trying to explain.

Gotta admit though "he's right behind me isn't he" with a Brumak would be funny as hell

Bandcamp is dangerous because I'll hear something awesome and treat myself to a little treat.
How many treats has it been?

Forgive me father for I have simped

This is not a behavior becoming of the FIFA Peace award laureate.

The power of therapy?

Rudolph actually sued Santa for failing to stop the other reindeer from creating a hostile work environment. He used the settlement money to buy a small plot of land near the Makarov basin, an area infamous for its lax DUI laws.

Yeah, Mirage was a very pleasant surprise, and playing it with arabic VO made it like 10x better

Keepchange You! Filthy Animal

I love Sid with all my heart, but there's an obligatory gif I have to post.

Duane Kearns Puryear, holding his panel for the AIDS Memorial Quilt. It reads, in block letters: "My name is Duane Kearns Puryear. I was born on December 20, 1964. I was diagnosed with AIDS on September 7, 1987 at 4:45 PM. I was 22 old. Sometimes, it makes me very sad. I made this panel myself. If you are reading it, I am dead..." There are several great resources to learn about Duane, his advocacy, his family, his panel, and the politics of memory and re-creation, especially this one by The Dallas Way: http://www.thedallasway.org/stories/written/2021/9/19/duane-puryears-and-the-quilt-panel Duane Puryear died in 1991.

It's your birthday, Duane.

A standard looking N64 racing game. Several billboards read "California Speed." One billboard features ominous black writing on a plain white background, talking about God taking puppies and mommies away.

"SoMETIMES... God TAKES MOMMIES ANd PuPPIES AWAY... ANd SoMETIMES... JuST SoMETIMES... I do"

Generative AI placeholders could never come up with something like this unhinged banger that never got changed in N64's California Speed

Turns out JFK wasn't shot, he just tried to hold in a sneeze.

Wait, if this RAM shortage means my devices won't be able to run AI bullshit, I'm actually happy it's happening

Oh wow, I heard the stories before, but holy shit Supernatural S15 is abysmal.

a cat shaped christmas tree

an orange cat photoshopped to look like a christmas tree (with a star drawn above its head)

you’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy

Image of Spacing Guild navigator from David Lunch's Dune adaptation. A large quadrupedal fish like mutated person. Bottom text: I am not a toy. I am a four thousand year commitment. Please think twice before gifting someone a 3rd Stage Guild Navigator this Christmas.

68±1

But that's just a regular old winkle.
What?! Perry the Winkle???

Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison

They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.

Goodbye my toaster
Goodbye my friend
You have been the one
You have been the one for me