Peter Feature '26 🏳️‍🌈

Kristi Noem Hosts Event With Zero Clue That Trump Just Fired Her Noem answered questions while being addressed as “Secretary,” appearing none the wiser to her change in employment.

🤣 Oh God... Hilarious. But please lock your dogs up somewhere safe tonight, I have a feeling there's gonna be a rampage. 😬😂

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I think the point is whether she wants to keep me 😂

She would have if she had thumbs

I definitely do

😂 I know, right?!

😂😂

Yeah, sooooo much room for nonsense... I tend not to pay too much attention

That's wild 🤯

Aim for comedy

I'd love to come out, but I'm so busy lying in bed digesting my dinner.

Perfection 👌🏼

Wait.... Hold on a sec... So that poll that poll that put the Greens in 2nd place... Is that a different poll, or are there just THAT MANY people over 65 in the UK with fashy tendencies....?

(I'm too tired to actually work this out for myself tonight 😂).

Good call. '91 was much better from what I remember

I think that's the only sensible solution at this point.... I'll join you

🤣🤣🤣 Nah, she's actually quite calm. I was more thinking about my futile attempts to avoid the news 😂

Aaaaah, settling down for a quiet peaceful bedtime in 2026.

Oh, give them time 🙄

I mean, it didn't disappoint because I didn't expect much 😂 It was what it was, but I'd really love it if they'd start bringing artistry back into filmmaking

😂😂😂

🤣 I made that one up. Doubt it'll catch on, but I like it 😄

Hope you had a great day xx

Fuck it... I know, edge of world war 3, 85 seconds to midnight, collapse of everything etc etc... BUT, that's all the more reason for me to go full mask-off and yell at clouds.

Remember when Hollywood actually tried to make good films rather than one long series of Instagram reels?!?

Finally watching Jurassic Park Rebirth... I suspect it was created with really bad AI.

At least it doesn't have Jesus. I. Joe (the worst Chris) in it though. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Can we stop comparing *any* UK leaders with Churchill please? Thatcher wasn’t Churchill, Boris bloody Johnson wasn’t Churchill, and Keir Starmer wasn’t Churchill.

Even Churchill wasn’t the Churchill everyone imagines.

Just shut up about Churchill.

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Then we must snuggle

Not out of fear....BUT, I do get cold very easily, so.......

Nah, I'd be super brave

😂 True... But there's no laughter response

I'd be delighted