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A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE,
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London

Illustration for the Castlevania Piano Collection vinyl

My bus route passes a fish market called 'onlyfish' and I am obsessed with trying to figure out the intended message here.

Are they saying the fish are sexy

Also Id be bad at posting because she asked me where I was and I just said that 'It's the bit with the spooky lady'.

And then clarified it was the 'very spooky lady'.

This did not make it clearer.

My wife wants me to post through reading Gideon the Ninth and unfortunately I am not built for posting through it because as soon as I stop doing something to post then I will have stopped doing it and will never start again.

the twist: she got real enthusiastic about different flavours of quaker oats several hours after dunking on me for being happy about my breakfast porridge

Pusheen and Stormy wait in a spooky forest.

They have a side quest for you 🎃🌙✨

A drawing reference photo of a model wearing elegant clothing and holding a skeleton close to them. It's wearing a dress. Free to use as reference for personal and commercial work. Free to use in photo manipulation for personal work. Model: Alfred Gustav Günthel

A #DTIYS challenge for the spooky season. No rules, just have fun. 🌺

More photos from this set are available for free here:
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Digital illustration of a shiny coffee mug on a saucer with a spoon. In the mug is coffee with latte art in the shape of a ghost.

A ghost latte color study 👻🩵

Estinien trying to be supportive and looking for the pride flag for 'not attracted to estinien specifically'

"Fig 2. Example of the area of legs and body used to count biting flies on cows." A black cow painted with white stripes resembling those of a zebra. Boxes have been laid over the image from the side, indicating counting zones on leg and body, with biting flies marked with white circles.

Winners of this year's Ig Nobel awards:

Inspired by the observation that zebras aren't plagued by biting flies, this group that found that painting zebra stripes on cattle reduced attacks by biting flies by 20%.

This reduced the no. of fly-repelling behaviors (tail flicks, skin twitches) needed.

google has eaten all my data for all my adult and most of my childhood life and yet youtube cannot stop constantly recommending me harry potter videos even though every time I see them I say 'I'm not interested in this'

Described a book of hours as ‘catholic bullet journal’. My wife is offended.

Only one of us is catholic and it is NOT her.
(But she is into journaling)

"moby dick" is how fans shorten the title it's actualy mobile suit richard

Excuse you I originally called him a secret magical catboy

ASMR a man so beautiful you started crying tells you that you're right to be furious at that guy you hate without needing any context and provides meditation prompts to visualise their funeral

RIGHT I told her it was a fanservice moment and she was 'I GUESS.'

Reading over wife's first draft of a kissing book as an ace girl-liker: this is the hottest thing your love interest does
My wife: you're pointing to the paragraph where he tells her to imagine the graves of people she hates is detail

Told my wife I get nervous when I see her carrying more than one book at a time and she demanded I share this information with the internet.

In my defense our house is SMALL and her tbr pile is BIG.

My wife (very small) next to a sign that says 'tall guy'. Incorrect.

false.

Makes me think of some birdwatching advice I once got: If it's a bird? It's a crow. If it's a beak with a bird attached? It's a raven.

burn (1/7)

Neurodivergent screening tests will be like "do you struggle with wearing socks" and ND people will be like "nope does not describe me, for you see I have a System" and folks that is what the question is getting at

(Bringing my biggest post over here from Twitter)

On the phone, got into a crisis because both me and the person on the other end could not remember any words that start with 'n' when trying to spell out a word.

'N, as in gnome.'
'N, as in knowledge.'

Saw a quote tweet to this that said "this kinda works to the tune of hallelujah" and I had to give it a try + expand on it (will post in reply)

I did not bother tuning Teto here because I already spent 30 minutes just slapping this together and I have work today lol

I’m dutch, so I’m destined to paint epic cloudscapes. We don’t have mountains here but at least we do have dramatic skies! What do you prefer: stormy or serene?

The world is burning but I learned what time my local supermarket makes bread cheap