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Delport, formerly Dehellport

@delport.bsky.social

I am Delport. 28, he/they, I love my wife and daughters. 1312. No minors, no proship, no crypto. My Power Moves Worlds.

81 Followers  |  254 Following  |  134 Posts  |  Joined: 09.08.2023
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Jill Valentine eating Burger King fries for a secret santa

16.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 989    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Right on the money lol

20.02.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Obama voice and Party 2!

16.02.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tf2 classified

16.02.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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im so washed i need to draw more

16.02.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bitches, leave.

11.02.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 649    πŸ” 180    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 17
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There is an unused Rouxls Kaard sprite with very weird legs proportions named "spr_rouxls_chef_respect_a", which references the "RESPECT!!!" meme.

10.02.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 689    πŸ” 169    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAH OUR MONEY APP IS NAMED KIND OF LIKE A WOMANS NAME SO WHENEVER OUR USERS SAY ITS NAME THEIR PARTNER CAN ACT LIKE THEYRE CHEATING WHEN THEYRE JUST USING OUR DOGSHIT AAGGHHHHHHHHSJISRBISNSS

10.02.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BUZZ LOOK ITS 𝔐𝔒𝔴𝔱𝔴𝔬

WHERE

10.02.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only the fallout show is able to make my eyes bulge out of my head and yell β€œTHEYRE CANADIAN???”

10.02.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They call me Bolbi with the way I make her slap slap slap clap clap clap

08.02.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some egghead at Heinz or whatever company makes mustard is still ripping the remaining hairs they have left trying to make mango flavored mustard that doesn’t take actual shit

08.02.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just finished season 1 of fallout, i really wish the Norm subplot had more focus bc that was my favorite bits LMFAO

06.02.2026 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chesnars roaping oarlen aopn faiiiii

26.01.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He arrived.

26.01.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Metal Mario Kills Them All

16.01.2026 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 815    πŸ” 202    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4
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23.01.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 497    πŸ” 299    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

Forgotten to leave the sink on very very slightly to prevent pipes bursting

24.01.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning Midwest oomfs, I hope you all don’t freeze over, bc I would’ve forgotten to

24.01.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HELLOOOOO TSUNADE

14.01.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah Scott Adams died let’s fucking go

14.01.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This was really one of the strangest moments I can remember in American culture, there was a 10 day window where this man was considered a saint, like post-9/11 culture but on 4x fast forward

07.01.2026 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2887    πŸ” 458    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 18
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10 YEARS IN BABIDI'S SERVICE MADE YOU A FUCKING COOKIE

06.01.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cell be saying shit like Give Me Some Pleasure

07.01.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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KOI, BLACK MAGICIAN GIRL, BLACK BANG

28.12.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can’t even watch the classics anymore dawg

28.12.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Should’ve seen the pricks face when he saw the gyatt

28.12.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0