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Sean

@shirleystanson.bsky.social

tired person. Louisville

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Latest posts by shirleystanson.bsky.social on Bluesky

I did the math and was like ooooh

26.10.2025 04:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m “give me a few moments to exit the vehicle” years old

21.10.2025 14:55 — 👍 28    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1
Me, a white male, in wee little shorts sitting under

Me, a white male, in wee little shorts sitting under

hello from where I live which is on the floor here at the gym

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Honestly I can’t wait for bedtime and I’ll get up when I want.

26.10.2025 03:22 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think that’s why you get a discounted rate.

26.10.2025 03:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe there’s a complimentary posing session, maybe there isn’t.

26.10.2025 03:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s all under the table , so to speak

26.10.2025 03:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hell yeah 120 squats

26.10.2025 03:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God i HATE that part. I still look away.
The rest of the movie is cool as hell.

26.10.2025 03:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is quite the PS after a “good night”

26.10.2025 02:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mamdani is well dressed, has to be very careful in his approach, and his record is damn near spotless. Platner is a fucking Blackwater merc with an SS tat and everyone from Sanders to Vigeland to fucking Jacobin is tripping over themselves to defend and equivocate. Fucking disgusting.

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Breakfast

26.10.2025 02:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Adding these preferences to your file

26.10.2025 02:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m listening

26.10.2025 01:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Where did get pumpkin cheesecake??

26.10.2025 01:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Screaming

26.10.2025 01:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So much fun!

26.10.2025 01:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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One of my favorite sites stopped updating several months ago and now refuses to load any video.

26.10.2025 01:13 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I made through my entire shift at work without my belt.
Thankfully my hoodie is long.

26.10.2025 00:59 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

preemptively blocking someone who posted unprompted nudes in the replies of someone else’s post

it’s like closing the blinds before the mormons show up at your door

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Steamy Shower Saturday is a thing right? RIGHT?!

25.10.2025 16:55 — 👍 259    🔁 22    💬 22    📌 2

That gif is so stupid and staged lmao

26.10.2025 00:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A crescendo of sorts. Story structure!

26.10.2025 00:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...

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Oh, your stories might…keep me up?

26.10.2025 00:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Heading home in a light rain.

26.10.2025 00:06 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now you’re telling ME the bedtime story

25.10.2025 23:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hmmmm I’ve heard the rumors

25.10.2025 23:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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My friend’s pug is dressed up as his fave chew toy. I’m obsessed.

25.10.2025 18:18 — 👍 27    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

Everything is my fault :(

25.10.2025 23:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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