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you know I'm not really sure what I expected the example for UK National Insurance Numbercards to be but
21.10.2025 17:23 — 👍 611 🔁 74 💬 19 📌 3Is windows on here? @microsoft.com am i famous enough to get on the ugly sweater list this year?
i promise i am ejecting the usb drive safely before removing it and waiting until it is safe to shut down my computer.
dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience
24.10.2025 13:39 — 👍 11993 🔁 3387 💬 7 📌 143
i mean idk man I feel like being on a more boring site beats this
16.10.2025 00:45 — 👍 5039 🔁 885 💬 233 📌 101
Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
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if I ever hold a panel on audio editing you know this image is gonna be part of the slideshow
23.10.2025 15:48 — 👍 2424 🔁 886 💬 30 📌 21
tem walk
25.10.2025 15:16 — 👍 2892 🔁 158 💬 27 📌 0
Spotify stock graph showing a decrease of $28 in one day (Friday 10/24), the day after Spotify’s boycott became a trending topic on Bluesky. This is a roughly 5% decrease in value.
Y’all, Spotify’s stock price sunk by 5% in 1 day. YOU did this by spreading the word to boycott them for running ICE ads.
These billionaires only speak one language—money—so let’s keep up the pressure. Tell everyone you know to cancel their Spotify subscriptions. Send them to BoycottSpotify.com.
Makes eye contact at you Sup idiot
26.10.2025 13:38 — 👍 111 🔁 3 💬 28 📌 0Pajama Pants Guy turns out to be a former prosecutor and gave an interview to the Trib
He really, really gets it
You have to envision yourself resisting so you're ready to resist when the time comes
archive.is/651BA
My little Chicagoan heart is swelling with pride at the barefoot guy in Blackhawks pajama pants who clearly just ran directly out of his house to call ICE agents Nazis to their faces and scare them back into their cars
25.10.2025 17:56 — 👍 1034 🔁 228 💬 19 📌 18Measles was eliminated in the US in 2000. Gone, with the exception of international travelers bringing it back in and causing small outbreaks. But now it's roaring back — it's incredibly contagious — thanks to guess who. Guess who!
Yup. Anti-vaxxers.
In a 1996 interview about Super Mario 64, Shigeru Miyamoto said he really wanted to make Mario throw MIPS the Rabbit by his ears, and would have done it if the team had just one more month.
26.10.2025 15:05 — 👍 3638 🔁 750 💬 50 📌 82
In my corner of the universe
26.10.2025 14:57 — 👍 4618 🔁 1145 💬 45 📌 5
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I had a friend play through an early unfinished version of Chapter 5!
Their testimonial was "I am still thinking about it a lot and want to play it more and it's kawaii when toby is worried about if it's good enough"
I had a friend play through an early unfinished version of grand dad 5! Their testimonial was " awwww what the sh it. toby is fl in t s t o en s"
28.10.2025 02:18 — 👍 1242 🔁 270 💬 8 📌 3
Kinger absolutely getting NUTTY WIT IT in Left 4 Dead 2. #TADCKinger @sonicmega.bsky.social Nice job!
28.10.2025 01:42 — 👍 83 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 0🗨️ "Austrian privacy group noyb said on Tuesday it has filed a criminal complaint in Austria, accusing U.S.-based Clearview AI of illegally collecting photos and videos of European Union residents to build its facial-recognition database."
More Info:
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This is going viral again...thought I'd post it here for awareness! In unrelated news, I'm open for work!
15.10.2025 15:28 — 👍 1435 🔁 692 💬 17 📌 7The AWS outage made it impossible to pay for parking outside the courthouse this morning.
Amazon should not have that kind of influence.
Some of the most unexpected fallouts of an AWS outage:
1. Postman stopped working: an API development tool built to be an alternative to simple tools like curl.
2. Eight Sleep customers couldn’t use their beds to change positions / set or keep temperature
The AWS outage and widespread impacts is an example of why monopolies are so bad
20.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 114 🔁 20 💬 4 📌 2Today a lot of people are learning that one company owns most of the internet
20.10.2025 17:09 — 👍 694 🔁 106 💬 8 📌 2the aws outage should be evidence that running half the internet on a single company's servers is a terrible idea but i fear nothing will change
20.10.2025 16:09 — 👍 3870 🔁 828 💬 6 📌 57I’m trying to think of naturally occuring spheres in nature but other than eyeballs certain fruits and celestial bodies I’m coming up short
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shoutouts to this frutiger aero❕on my old ass “smart” tv
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FIREFOX USERS
Mozilla shoved LLMs into your browser a short while back, here's how you get rid of it
-Search about:config in the URL
-Copy+paste the following terms in the search bar one at a time (you can copy them from the alt text or the next post!)
-Toggle each one to False
-Humanity Restored
America is being run by people whose social media presence would see them getting fired from a part time job stacking shelves.
If you worked at Aldi and posted a video of you pouring shit all over Aldi customers, you wouldn't work at Aldi.
