Alexandra

Gotnmy first cut of my special today. On my birthday. And my favorite part is seeing @myhomegirldubs.bsky.social, @oksoboom.bsky.social, and @alexandragg.bsky.social in the front row. 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

*bangs gavel* then it’s settled.

they’re clearly industry plants.

wait.
why haven’t I ever seen a baby pigeon?

this is the first time I’ve ever seen someone capture my precise aura when I’m at work. especially during negotiations. no notes.

I haven’t started it yet, I need to get through work without punching someone

when the earth gets between the moon and the sun

I haven’t been into new music lately, but…

Nick Hakim. Clipse. Boldy. Larry June.
and a Grafh single. just for me.

thanks, fellas.

okay but what the hell is The Class? it looks like just dancing but the ads make it sound like a secret violence of some sort.

lol I follow him and wanted to become a farrier as a result

so….Chicago Critical Mass isn’t even a protest, it’s just a bunch of people pissing me off, en masse?

lol you’re so good to me

thanks darlin🤍

anyway.
I felt something, again.

rage.

I haven’t felt anything for weeks…I can’t remember the last time.
but I was watching a show just now and the man gave such a palpable display of rage and violence (in protection of his stepson) that I felt…

relief? recognition? shock?

I need my men to be deep in their yoga when their set their intentions with me 😋

“Not long enough”—Toni Morrison

Guys … i don’t know what to say… healthy desire seems to be… biblically important 😭

The Song of Solomon is one long poem about sneaking meat

it’s so terrible, but it’s trueeee

I really don’t like you breathing near me if I don’t like you, much less *audibly* breathing while I’m trying to sleep.

actually?
when I like someone, I can sleep through their snoring.
when I start to dislike them, I can’t.

please don’t ask me to explain.

consider me a permanent fan of the Hiplet Ballerinas.
permanent.

someone behind me just called Banham “big Latto” and now I have to lay down

SOUS VIDE?!😭😭😭

Whole body in a sous vide fit for what?

I want you to know that your muscles look better under a well-fitting shirt and pant.
no need to parasuco-fy your clothing🤍

moth, vampire [bat].
pick the creature that fits.

Men definitely have a moth mentality at times. Heaven help us 😆

Ok, this fucking rocks. Everyone should be able to use the bathroom when they're out and about.