Ooooo RuPaul I disagree mama

Why would you be homophobic when restaurant bathroom lighting will do it for you?

If you’d told me in college that one day I’d be rooting for A&M, I would have thought you were crazy. Would also not mind Pitt winning tonight, but A&M’s story and cohesion give them the edge in terms of who I’m rooting for.

No YOU bought a new car online while tipsy and won’t regret it for the next couple of years, you’re sure.

Big Ten Network people: learn how to pronounce Vajagic’s last name. She’s the second outside on the number two team. It’s not hard.

Stream Mature by Hillary Duff

So when are we going to start calling the gays with savings 401(gay)?

Friendly neighborhood corporate zaddy here begging you to remove irrelevant experiences from your resume

The ads for the MLB on FS1 are basically like “real men don’t talk to people, they watch the game and judge the people that try to talk to them”

And it’s the left saying bad things about men? SMDH

USA Volleyball: learn how to finish a set pretty please

@amitch.bsky.social and I seem to be London trendsetters in that we arrive to a a completely dead gay (and in one case straight!) bar and then see it get packed to the gills within 30 mins. And I haven’t even started a Sniffies event!

I will ugly scream cry Vanish Into You until I develop vocal nodes.

Something about hump day

The best things I’ve done for myself in order of significance
1) Mindfulness
2) Leaving the church
3) Becoming a faggy slut that laughs at people who haven’t started 2 for themselves yet

Being a mindfulness gay is reluctantly saying “no thanks” as Abracadabra (abra oo nah nah) comes into your consciousness like the Kool-Aid man

Fuck this Nebraska fan with the “your 15 minutes are up” sign. 15 minutes is a dumb way to describe 5 years in which this team made it to the final four.

Please try me. Please talk to me. Don’t talk to me.

I contain multitudes.

Tennessee just came back in the second set in a dominant fashion, winning their first set point on a dope top spin serve that painted the back line. Ugh. I love this game.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!!!

NCAA Women’s Volleyball Tournament time that is.

Man with a mustache flexing in the gym mirror

Trying to get back to this level of delusion fwiw 😘

Forgot how motivating it is to follow cuties with muscles. Peep me actually wanting to go to the gym for the first time in months so I can post pump pics (but make it healthy)

Making the dangerous decision to keep my spicy and non spicy account merged post-X. So apologies if you came here expecting astrophysics, mindfulness, or politics, and are getting butt pics instead. And vice versa!

Brought to you by hearing “backfill” on a work call while looking at spicy posts

Every day is the day before a tomorrow that’s worth fighting for.

Sorry if that’s too sing songy, but it’s true.

There is no peace in the world that is not available within yourself. Even if there was, it wouldn’t be available to your experience unless you truly knew inner peace. It’s time to tune in, recognize and sit with our feelings, and ultimately continue the fight against injustice. #mindfulness