NAFO Prospektï

Secretary of Rawr

As High Commissioner of the NAFO Strategic Snacks Stockpile I find this deeply concerning.

is Trump first Ottoman president?

>gilded everything

>retarded, constantly scheming sons

>a harem of slavic wives

>elaborate headgear

>at war with Persia

Me too

"The Iranians and their Russian allies had four years of target practice on Ukrainian cities to improve their Shahed drones. And most of the world smiled politely and thought it is just the Ukrainians’ unfortunate problem."
@yarotrof.bsky.social

10/ The EU rules are working. That is exactly why they are under attack. Orban's machine is scrambling and that tells you everything you need to know. The question is whether the rest of the world demands the same protections before the next election or after it is already too late.

I didn't think of that. The Orange Fatwa. Catchy.

Poland is aggressively denying entry to Russians. All countries across the globe should do this.

I don’t have much good news for you.
Only this – it’s the last day of winter.
Winters during war are especially hard.

Kyiv

Let's not argue.. it's the CTG-SR.

It's me, actually. The former Chief Flatpak Logistician of NAFO used to party with Ruhollah back in 79, apparently he typed up the draft for the new Iranian constitution and no one bothered to read it. It's there in black and white, rum stains and all.

He looks ominous in every photo. Too much eyeliner.

"Territorial concessions by Ukraine would not bring peace - just like at Munich in 1938 when appeasement didn't prevent a greater war."

- Volodymyr Zelensky 🇺🇦

I have the same feeling...
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Any sign of Khamenei, @thegodpodcast.com?

Looks like the Situation Gazebo to me

Please take a bit of time out of your Iran updates to share our fundraisers!

Don’t forget about 🇺🇦!!

Russian oligarchs in Dubai

Those are all codenames for various chemical agents, right?

Not too bad

> @covie93.bsky.social

But her laugh was weird

It's all hands on deck here in [redacted]

Today is gonna be a chaos day. There’s going to be a ton of Russian bots and trolls in the next few days. only talk to people that you already know online and to my #NAFO family happy bot hunting.

We are officially at POPCON 1

I have authorized the release of 500 billion kernels from the Strategic Snacks Stockpile. It may not be enough.

Nobody has more experience in countering Shahed drones than Ukrainian forces. The US, Israel and the Arab states in the Middle East should request their knowledge, instantly. The fact that Iranian Shahed drones can hit high-value targets of US forces rather easily is very telling.

Epstein-Warr brain virus

Better Teheran than Ottawa or Nuuk

No, that's a tantrum capacitor.