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Horatio Flamethrower๐Ÿชท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช

@blindmellojelly.bsky.social

Perpetually amazed by the amount of people who are mentally constipated yet suffer from frequent & explosive bouts of verbal diarrhea. Jet City, Planet Earth.

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CISA replaces acting director after a bumbling year on the job | TechCrunch The U.S. cybersecurity agency's acting director Madhu Gottumukkala will be replaced, after a year of cuts, layoffs, and staff reassignments, and allegations of security lapses and claims he struggled ...

This is Sec. Noems guy. He uploaded a sensitive CISA doc to ChatGpt. Read the article. We have buffoons leading the country.

CISA replaces acting director after a bumbling year on the job | TechCrunch share.google/KA9YzKaQld3R...

03.03.2026 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And apparently you can't be bothered to think about the rights of Black people, Indigenous people, Disabled people, LGBTQIA+ people, starving kids and the elderly, cancer patients, women's bodily autonomy, and the myriad of other marginalized groups in the States.

No no. You want Platner. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‘

03.03.2026 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah we have family we constantly have to get on for clicking on ๐Ÿ’ฉ.

03.03.2026 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HDRC was about to tell Bobo she ought to be ashamed, she caught herself because she realized who she was speaking to. Miss gives handjobs in a crowded auditorium on camera. Whose ex husband exposed himself to teenage girls & son is a petty thief who was recently charged with child abuse.

03.03.2026 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Insane. They know what they're doing. Some folks are of an age where they are unfortunately getting these more often than they'd care to. We've had a couple of friends/family pass away in the past few months. My wife showed me the email & I told her not to click that link and to call her mom.

03.03.2026 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, friends. Heads up! We just got an email that looked like it was one of the local funeral homes. It was an invitation to a celebration of life with a link that you had to click. We hovered over the from email and figured out it was a scam. If you have older family members let them know.

03.03.2026 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

They need to sit over there and eat their breakfast beans with toast and leave us alone.

02.03.2026 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1. Who briefed them?
2. What was the imminent threat to ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ? They told us that ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท nuclear capabilities had been wiped out.
3. Was that a lie? Or are they lying now?

02.03.2026 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good call. Pioneer Square and everything South is gonna be a mess.

02.03.2026 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is driving a car with a woman in the back seat and says `` teach ya man how to squabble '' . ALT: a man is driving a car with a woman in the back seat and says `` teach ya man how to squabble '' .

So we gonna have the Iranians and the Saudi's downtown squabblin'?!

02.03.2026 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So the people who didn't have the decency to speak to MBJ or Delroy Lindo after the debacle that occurred at their award show, now want to say something?

02.03.2026 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘‘

02.03.2026 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are tired of your crying videos because you were too stupid and racist to listen
#WeDontwantYourTears, Part Two

02.03.2026 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

We voted in Washington to get rid of DST years ago. I'm not sure why we're still doing it.

02.03.2026 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meanwhile his personality has dried up how many...you know what? Lemme hush.

02.03.2026 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ruben Gallego is a trash excuse for a man. The disgusting misogyny at the honorable Rep. Lauro makes me sick. Of course Ruben loves the Blackwater Nazi! Their Misogyny Party

How dare you fix your mouth to criticize the appearance of women. SHUT UP ๐Ÿคฌ

@gallego.senate.gov

02.03.2026 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Invaluable to whom?

02.03.2026 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That part. And how is it invaluable? They should be specific in their answer.

02.03.2026 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It took Germany nearly 100 years to recover. I'm speaking from Nationalism to Berlin Wall falling. 80 years.

02.03.2026 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup. Maybe recovery will happen sooner but the people and apperatuses/apperati (?) working for the kind of recovery they want will be working just as fast and hard. Friend I'll say it until I no longer breathe, folk fucked up bad November 5th 2024. compounding the fuck up from November 8th 2016.

02.03.2026 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Brushing off Trump criticism, UK's Starmer defends actions over Iran Prime Minister Keir Starmer defended his actions in the Middle East on Monday, โ€‹brushing off President Donald Trump's criticism of Britain for not joining strikes against Iran by saying his decisions ...

Brushing off Trump criticism, UK's Starmer defends actions over Iran | Reuters share.google/6Oc7fmqtVDid...

02.03.2026 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly. Too many folk have the privilege of not needing to look past the tip of their own nose. These last 10 years have made that incredibly obvious.

02.03.2026 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When people spread the lie that Republicans are strong and Democrats are weak, they knowingly spread Republican propaganda.

When they claim Dems never stopped McConnell.

When they claim McConnell always blocked Dems.

When they lie about Obamaโ€™s โ€œsupermajority.โ€

When they claim Dems always lose.

02.03.2026 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
A scanned image of the first page of a legal document on letterhead from Ken Paxton, Attorney General of Texas, dated February 27, 2026. It is labeled "Opinion No. KP-0518" and addressed to Mr. Darrel D. Spinks, Executive Director of the Texas Behavioral Health Executive Council. A portion of the first paragraph is highlighted in yellow, reading: "mental health care providers" licensed by the Texas Behavioral Health Executive Council."

A scanned image of the first page of a legal document on letterhead from Ken Paxton, Attorney General of Texas, dated February 27, 2026. It is labeled "Opinion No. KP-0518" and addressed to Mr. Darrel D. Spinks, Executive Director of the Texas Behavioral Health Executive Council. A portion of the first paragraph is highlighted in yellow, reading: "mental health care providers" licensed by the Texas Behavioral Health Executive Council."

A scanned image of the second page of the Attorney General Opinion document. A section in the first full paragraph is highlighted in yellow, which reads: "[f]or the purpose of transitioning a childโ€™s biological sex as determined by the sex organs, chromosomes, and endogenous profiles of the child or affirming the childโ€™s perception of the childโ€™s sex if that perception is inconsistent with the childโ€™s biological sex."

A scanned image of the second page of the Attorney General Opinion document. A section in the first full paragraph is highlighted in yellow, which reads: "[f]or the purpose of transitioning a childโ€™s biological sex as determined by the sex organs, chromosomes, and endogenous profiles of the child or affirming the childโ€™s perception of the childโ€™s sex if that perception is inconsistent with the childโ€™s biological sex."

A scanned image of the third page of the Attorney General Opinion document. The text discusses various statutory and dictionary definitions of the terms "health care provider" and "health care". There are no highlighted sections on this page.

A scanned image of the third page of the Attorney General Opinion document. The text discusses various statutory and dictionary definitions of the terms "health care provider" and "health care". There are no highlighted sections on this page.

A scanned image of the seventh and final page of the Attorney General Opinion document, showing the "SUMMARY" section and the signature block for Ken Paxton. The entire summary paragraph is highlighted in yellow, reading: "The definition of a โ€œhealth care providerโ€ in subsection 161.701(2) of the Health and Safety Code unambiguously encompasses the professions regulated by the Texas Behavioral Health Executive Council. Any licensee that facilitates the provision of unlawful procedures or treatments that aim to transition a childโ€™s sex are thus forbidden from receiving public money in support of those efforts and, separately, risk revocation of their licenses to practice."

A scanned image of the seventh and final page of the Attorney General Opinion document, showing the "SUMMARY" section and the signature block for Ken Paxton. The entire summary paragraph is highlighted in yellow, reading: "The definition of a โ€œhealth care providerโ€ in subsection 161.701(2) of the Health and Safety Code unambiguously encompasses the professions regulated by the Texas Behavioral Health Executive Council. Any licensee that facilitates the provision of unlawful procedures or treatments that aim to transition a childโ€™s sex are thus forbidden from receiving public money in support of those efforts and, separately, risk revocation of their licenses to practice."

Texas AG Ken Paxton has declared that it is illegal for mental health providers and therapists to treat trans youth. It means that trans youth will be denied access to any mental healthcare that isn't conversion therapy. Paxton also threatens parents of trans youth with child abuse investigations.

02.03.2026 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2192    ๐Ÿ” 1084    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 94    ๐Ÿ“Œ 139
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a cartoon cat is hugging another cat with a heart above it ALT: a cartoon cat is hugging another cat with a heart above it

Team - we have so many veteran friends on here. To all of you-

I hope you are scarce on here these days. Protect yourselves. Love you tons and thank you for your service.

02.03.2026 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh awesome! If you Google โ€œMichael B. Jordanโ€ or "Delroy Lindo" , a little button pops up that gives them virtual flowers when you press it. I just did it - it works.

02.03.2026 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

As will I.

02.03.2026 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go ahead and do it then. Stop talking and do it. Since you seem to have a way which doesn't exist. Go ahead and show us how it's done. Videotape it and post it as you're doing it. If this isn't done by next week then you have proven to everybody that you're full of shit. Hurry up! Get going!

02.03.2026 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1. Not the President.
2. Wrong country at-issue
3. We didnโ€™t need this reminder of how badly we are fked as this is an ELECTED member of congress.

02.03.2026 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0