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@blindmellojelly.bsky.social

Perpetually amazed by the amount of people who are mentally constipated yet suffer from frequent & explosive bouts of verbal diarrhea. Jet City, Planet Earth.

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Latest posts by blindmellojelly.bsky.social on Bluesky

Oh?! Well, I look forward to seeing you all when, for some dumb reason, you decide to walk downstairs into the creepy basement.

08.10.2025 11:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
08.10.2025 10:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Networks? Plural? Multiple outlets said this? Garbage.

08.10.2025 03:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least ๐ŸŸข finished the race this time.

08.10.2025 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait what?!

08.10.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Again, everyone, I cannot stress this enough: Seize your joys. Don't live in doomerism. That won't change anything, and it'll simply destroy you. And there are people who love you who will be bereft when you crash out.

08.10.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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08.10.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, my. Dolly's sister has asked that we send up prayers for her.

08.10.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had to go look up "Perfection Salad".
I wish I hadn't done that.

07.10.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm from Indiana. Granted, NW Indiana. I have never in my life seen either one of those. Is this a new phenomenon? Is this what the young hip Hoosiers are doing, bcuz...๐Ÿ˜ฌ

07.10.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Please share this with federal workers who reside in Maryland and working without pay.

07.10.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 78    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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OMG RIGHT?

Sigh.

07.10.2025 05:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 788    ๐Ÿ” 195    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Serious question. How long are white people going to keep blaming everyone and everything but themselves to avoid going outside and making it stop? The longer yall wait the worse it gets. You either want it to stop or you donโ€™t.

07.10.2025 11:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 78    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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"...baked beans..."

07.10.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CA Prop 50 ballots are out. Vote โ€œyesโ€ if you live in California and donโ€™t want Republicans to control the House.

07.10.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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USDA warns that Hello Fresh meals may contain listeria-tainted spinach Federal health officials have issued a public health alert for certain Hello Fresh subscription meal kids containing spinach that may be contaminated with listeria

abcnews.go.com/Health/wireS...

07.10.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yโ€™all arenโ€˜t ok.

If you think โ€œleadershipโ€ means continuing to be your sweat mule as you continue to abdicate your responsibilities as voters to prevent this - folks are right and yโ€™all are cooked.

Can you get some new material? No mention of her supporting those on the frontlines-with calls, food

07.10.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup.

07.10.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bailout?! Make them sit in their bad decision. They overwhelmingly voted for him.

07.10.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#YesOn50
Californians - vote yes on Prop 50 and return your ballot as soon as possible!!!!!

07.10.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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@jguido14.bsky.social If you knew or followed Jan, after her brain tumor & treatment, she recently had a stroke & passed away yesterday. She is deeply beloved by her family.
I will miss her fierceness, her fight, and her huge crush on Sharice Davids. We loved having her in Tucson for a time.

07.10.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 90    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I canโ€™t imagine not having enough common sense to protect yourself.

Itโ€™s funny/sad that yโ€™all havenโ€™t realized you lack the will to protect yourself or others.

Your entire privileged attitude is rooted in the fact that you have never had to struggle or had the majority of the country weaponized

07.10.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Gave him the ol' Kremlin Elevator

07.10.2025 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone should start asking why weโ€™re hearing and seeing Stephen Miller so much all of a sudden.

07.10.2025 10:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20846    ๐Ÿ” 4636    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1416    ๐Ÿ“Œ 383

I do not understand why television stations are not showing live coverage of how there is literally nothing happening in Portland and Chicago. I mean, Peter Jennings, Dan Rather, and Tom Brokaw would each be sitting on a set in those cities telling everyone the white house is lying.

06.10.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1402    ๐Ÿ” 367    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32
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apnews.com/article/tere...

06.10.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 390    ๐Ÿ” 180    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

They really gave that man a celebration ๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽ‰, then pulled him over not long after. That would be funny if it weren't so

07.10.2025 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those same voters could put a stop to it all by Monday of next week. If they really wanted to.

07.10.2025 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

White voters are responsible for bringing fascism to America. You know how I know?

Cause Black people read and watch the same news sources.

07.10.2025 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 189    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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THAT!!!!

07.10.2025 11:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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