Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her)

i'm a woman and i just don't understand the appeal of flowers as a romantic gesture

$40 on a bouquet of red roses is actually insane just buy me 3 smutty books i can actually enjoy you weirdo

Right on! One more thing to like about you.

House Democrats release new Epstein emails referencing Trump Jeffrey Epstein told Ghislaine Maxwell that an alleged victim had "spent hours at my house" with Donald Trump, according to emails released by Democrats on Wednesday.

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But did they dance?
Also, how am I just learning you like DnB?

😂 I'd yodel for you if I knew how.

Yogurt was barking at something outside, so I said, "You tell 'em!"
He whipped around and gave me a shocked look.
Kinda makes me wonder what he was barking about.

💯 agree

YouTube video by AmericanTurk POV: Solo Luxury Breakfast at Tiffany’s in New York City

TIL: there's a restaurant inside the NYC Tiffany's jewelry store, and you can actually have breakfast there (or other meals, I guess.)
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Purple!

Wait, that's edited? 😆

I concur.

Right?? Me either.

In case you need a reason to avoid Denny's, they're being racist again.

I love “Mickey” and “Safety Dance”. Wham doesn’t belong on the list either. And as a rule, I don’t think “novelty” songs belong these types of lists. But #1 is legit bad.

You got it exactly!
To be fair, I did get really sick of Lady In Red - it was overplayed, and too slow for my taste, but that doesn't make it a "bad" song.

YouTube video by Studio Number Six The 10 Worst Songs From The 1980s

I'm guessing the people who voted on this were NOT Gen Xers, even if I agree with their number one choice.
#GenX
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No, no. Slippery slope to sniffing the markers that don't smell like blueberry, and then next thing you know... cocaine, heroin, and sex workers.

They had me sniffing markers at 7 years old. 😂🤣

I was under the influence of the blueberry marker.

😂🤣 yup. Those are the pants I need.

I'm wearing the wrong pants for this.

I blame the scented markers (which rarely smelled like what they said they smelled like.)

Judge Criticizes Immigration Agents in Chicago: ‘Use of Force Shocks the Conscience’

Judge Ellis Criticizes Immigration Agents in Chicago: ‘Use of Force Shocks the Conscience’ (gift article for no paywall) www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...

Every day that ICE continues acting like this, more people’s lives and families will suffer at the iron fist of the ICE regime.
Why has no judge been able to stop them?
We the people must decide how to uphold the justice system.

Of course she does! You still gotta tell her she's adorable tho, no?

Hiiii, Baby! You're a cutie!

Yeah he does. 😬

The good news is Dick Van Dyke is still alive and well.
Idgaf about Dick Cheney.

YouTube video by Official George Carlin Did you hear that 🥣 #carnegie #georgecarlin #comedian

I just found some Carlin I hadn't heard before. This has to be the least funny thing I've ever heard from him, and it's still amusing.
George Carlin vs. Rice Krispies
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