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AJ Mazur

@hatperson.bsky.social

sometimes ranting about esports, food, eurovision, and that one time I did a meme

69 Followers  |  68 Following  |  65 Posts  |  Joined: 12.08.2023  |  1.8797

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Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off πŸ‘‰ Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

31.10.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3027    πŸ” 2869    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 188
Photo of a tv screen showing the text "Turn your cocks BACK one hour tonight" from WNEM TV.

Photo of a tv screen showing the text "Turn your cocks BACK one hour tonight" from WNEM TV.

DON'T FORGET!

01.11.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5930    πŸ” 2594    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 109

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

28.10.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5467    πŸ” 1088    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 39

Slop Bowl PokΓ©mon

01.11.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is an incredible labeler. Immediately changes how I understand a surprising number of people on bsky, and maybe bsky in general.

31.10.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

31.10.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3763    πŸ” 882    πŸ’¬ 118    πŸ“Œ 93

Give Ms. Rachel a gundam.

28.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Calling humans "The Flood" is straight up fascist ideology. Even more so if you know anything about Halo lore.

I know this isn't anything new for the Trump regime, but it's now more important than ever to oppose what ICE is doing, and no doubt what they will inevitably do.

28.10.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 359    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

Yes, the Grink *was* there. He was there for *me*, Bryan, in ways you haven’t been. And, you know, it’s just so fucking *you* to keep bringing him up like it’s some kind of gotcha. This was never about me or my mistakes, it’s about your insecurity and I’m sick of it. At least the Grink was *there*

26.10.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1398    πŸ” 406    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4
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He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

25.10.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 9891    πŸ” 2417    πŸ’¬ 441    πŸ“Œ 682
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

23.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12730    πŸ” 6393    πŸ’¬ 324    πŸ“Œ 465
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In case you think this is a joke

23.10.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4453    πŸ” 1190    πŸ’¬ 118    πŸ“Œ 228

There is no doubt in my mind that the legendary teams/ studios of the 2030s and 40s are going to be built over the next few years.

There's so much talent available right now and all it's going to take is a handful of money guys that remember you can make money off of Good Fundamentals.

23.10.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, β€œFor the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against β€” being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough. VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, β€œFor the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against β€” being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing. https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

21.10.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 18044    πŸ” 4749    πŸ’¬ 140    πŸ“Œ 332

"It was awful, the car repair... place wouldn't take my card and I had to get cash. I found a bank and the lady there just looked at me so weird when I asked for ten hundred dollars."

20.10.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dynasty Warriors but replace the whole cast with characters from The Simpsons

19.10.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

18.10.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 14498    πŸ” 3580    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 284
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NBA reddit with a rare W

18.10.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
The poster for "We Go On" which can mistakenly be read as "We Goon"

The poster for "We Go On" which can mistakenly be read as "We Goon"

Y'all gotta work on your kerning

16.10.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
quotes from cybertruck owners

quotes from cybertruck owners

We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...

16.10.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7245    πŸ” 1277    πŸ’¬ 265    πŸ“Œ 384

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

15.10.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7773    πŸ” 2245    πŸ’¬ 122    πŸ“Œ 102
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Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🀍

09.10.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 13961    πŸ” 3730    πŸ’¬ 154    πŸ“Œ 195

This is the universal story for EVERYONE I knew who had a 3DO as a child. There was one exception where her parents were getting divorced AND her dad was really into Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.

09.10.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the things I took away from the 60s and Richard Nixon, first mentioned by Hunter Thompson, but I believe to be true, is the fact that we believed, at time, that all our protesting, marching and sign waving was futile and pointless when in fact, it drove Richard Nixon to alcohol fueled madness

05.10.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5506    πŸ” 1583    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 32

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

01.10.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 14847    πŸ” 5276    πŸ’¬ 341    πŸ“Œ 133

I used to work for a company called GameTap, we were probably the first "Netflix for games," started around 2006. It didn't go well. I used to think the idea was ahead of its time, and maybe it was, but I also think times have changed and this no longer makes sense. 🧡

01.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 484    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 27

new recession indicator just dropped

29.09.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2530    πŸ” 529    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?

IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. Ifβ€”

CHOTINER: And the β€œrobot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?

IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.

CHOTINER: Sure.

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