AJ Mazur

Picture of a woman in a newsroom. She is wearing a red dress. She is talking to someone in a large oversized smiling Kirby suit. The chyron below them reads: NEW AT 10 37 DEAD 9 WOUNDED

Me when I am perfectly innocent and lovable and cute and cuddly all the live long day. ❤️

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads: Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."

Subjecy: Barstool leaving NYC? Hi Dave- Now than Zohran Mamdani is the mayor-elect, will Barstool be leaving New York? And if so, when? Thank you, -- Marisa Kabas Independent journalist The Handbasket

stay tuned

The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

we counted nothing, but yall know whats up

nice

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

happy for you

hell yeah

if there was a rich person with the will, you could build the most incredible news organization that has ever existed just from the wreckage of this year alone.

Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

Photo of a tv screen showing the text "Turn your cocks BACK one hour tonight" from WNEM TV.

DON'T FORGET!

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

Slop Bowl Pokémon

This is an incredible labeler. Immediately changes how I understand a surprising number of people on bsky, and maybe bsky in general.

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

Give Ms. Rachel a gundam.

Calling humans "The Flood" is straight up fascist ideology. Even more so if you know anything about Halo lore.

I know this isn't anything new for the Trump regime, but it's now more important than ever to oppose what ICE is doing, and no doubt what they will inevitably do.

Yes, the Grink *was* there. He was there for *me*, Bryan, in ways you haven’t been. And, you know, it’s just so fucking *you* to keep bringing him up like it’s some kind of gotcha. This was never about me or my mistakes, it’s about your insecurity and I’m sick of it. At least the Grink was *there*

He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

In case you think this is a joke

There is no doubt in my mind that the legendary teams/ studios of the 2030s and 40s are going to be built over the next few years.

There's so much talent available right now and all it's going to take is a handful of money guys that remember you can make money off of Good Fundamentals.

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough. VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing. https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

"It was awful, the car repair... place wouldn't take my card and I had to get cash. I found a bank and the lady there just looked at me so weird when I asked for ten hundred dollars."

Dynasty Warriors but replace the whole cast with characters from The Simpsons

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through