💔🦝 👑 Emily 👑🦝💔

this guy i've been talking to just told me "i've got you" supportively and chat what flavor of plan b do you take for getting pregnant over the internet

...i can't just pick ONE so here's a random one

cobaltan calcite

*heavy breathing*

but do you make air cut fries in the hand fryer

"look here's mine"

*shields the eyes of my pomegranate brethren*

Taron Egerton 🤤

MERICA

merry christmas to the ppl in my pants!

...pocket. pants pocket. pants pocket ppl. pocket...pants.

TIL male condoms are free for women, with a prescription. Like the pill. 🤯

it's this dude all over again

the way this article is written, the information included, and obvious bias is absolutely bizarre considering they're writing about a murderer

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

TIL root beer is wintergreen flavored.

root beer. is made from. mint.

MINT?!?

and i don't mean root beer can be flavored with mint. i mean root beer flavor is LITERALLY A TYPE OF MINT.

it's my birthday so i got hibachi for dinner but im sick so i had to get it delivered and miss the experience so like can someone come spit sake in my mouth

somehow it is both always lupus and never lupus

same actually

We need more men posting selfies on here as well cus yall are also gorgeous princecess

also i just got this app called trimbox that finds all your email subscriptions and lets you unsubscribe AND delete the junky emails in one click. took my inbox from over 80,000 to about 6500 total lifesaver 🙏

i'm more anxious that it's a period and not a comma how do you have 0.111ths of an email

'tis the season for ap-a-thy
blah la la la la, la la la la

why have i thought this whole time that the actress for elphaba was uzo aduba (suzanne from orange is the new black) ???

THE NEW iOS SHOWS TYPING BUBBLES AND READ RECEIPTS FOR GREEN TEXTS

I REPEAT

THE NEW iOS SHOWS TYPING BUBBLES AND READ RECEIPTS FOR GREEN TEXTS

and they need to be out of your top ten...why?

but i am LONELY 😭

During the night, the Russian army launched an attack on Ternopil using an Iranian drone.

The strike targeted a random residential building, leaving at least one person dead and several others injured. 👇