I adore Danny. He's a good kid. I'd break him off a stack or two. #GH

Sonny is a literal mob boss and Dante is throwing stones at Dr. Liesl Obrecht? Boy, sitchoass down! #GH

Is Li ordering this shit off Amazon? You can't just take a bed and equipment from a hospital and this is the second time she's done this! #BoldandBeautiful

What the hell is in Ashley's draws that's got these men begging her to be together? Did she make spaghetti? #BeyondTheGates #BTG

Naomi looking at that ultrasound like, "what baby where?" #BeyondTheGates #BTG

The way this story is going, it's like they want us to forget Finn and Steffy are married. I've been calling him "Steffy's baby daddy's husband brother."

#NotMuTaylor didn't even get a wedding date this time. Gone put that ring back on that little box, ma'am. #BoldandBeautiful

Did you see that shit today? It's like an old 80s movie where the nerd has to get the hot chick from the jock. We've already seen that movie and it was much better with Robert Carradine and Ted McGinley.

I hope Brook Lynn wallops Harrison upside the head. Now watch and see if Willow doesn't mistake his kindness for affection. She should just sit still already! #GH

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Obrecht outchea telling folks the truth to their faces is something of which I will never tire of watching! #GH

I love Gemma! #GH

I love Obrecht giving everyone the same speech about Britta. I can't wait until they all learn she's alive! #GH

Molly and Kristina are sisters and cousins, ain't they? #GH

Wait a minute. If Nick hadn't shown up, Ridge was going to reunite right then? Dumbass #NotMyTaylor should have listened to Nick. This is hilarious! #BoldandBeautiful

Liam: Steffy was a victim too. She bonded with Beth and then had her taken away.

Me: YOU took her!

#BoldandBeautiful

Ridge: I will always love you.

Brooke: I will always love you too. Now I'm finna go get my back blown out by your brother. #BoldandBeautiful

Is Britt's daddy alive too? Chiiiilllle! We finna have a family reunion! #GH

Suzanne and her carrot cake on #GH is like Pam and her lemon bars on #BoldandBeautiful. 🤣

Lulu talking about Brook Lynn bringing criminals into Rocco's life. Hello? Grandpa Sonny is a whole mob boss who kidnaps and puts hits out on people! #GH

Me either.

This Michael Corinthos makes me want to throw my draws. The swagger! Lawd! #GH

FawdagawdIbegyou! Why is Derek trying to get that boring ass girl back? #BeyondTheGates #BTG

Andre really sitting here torn between Dynamic Dani and Average Ashley? Okay, then. #BeyondTheGates #BTG

I'm sure the new male character being cast is Dante Green. I'm putting my money on Beyoncé's ex-step daddy, Richard Lawson! Or Jesse Hubbard!

Baby Jesus, let it be Jesse Hubbard!

#BeyondTheGates #BTG

#NotMyTaylor told Katie that Brooke doesn't have to question Nick's history with another woman. Chiiiilllle! Nick has been with almost every woman on the show including Taylor (the "mother" of his child) and Katie. I understand no residual feelings for Katie but NotMyTaylor? Woo!🤣 #BoldandBeautiful

If I were Dani, I wouldn't allow Naomi to bring any of her little friends over to the house. 🤣🤣🤣

#BeyondTheGates #BTG

She needs to invest in a headstone company. Because that's literally all it takes. Luna should be somewhere "buried" next to Finn. Stephanie never got caught faking Felicia's death. She told on herself.

All I had to do was give them people some ashes out the fireplace. #BeyondTheGates #BTG

I wouldn't fight over a male at any age. Dick is abundant and there are whole stores that sell all kinds.

Sheila's dialogue is the exact same as Steffy's. Brad DGAF! #BoldandBeautiful