The Weatherman

That is good to know! Thank you, human.

I see. And is a cat a friend of humanity?

What, exactly, does 'meow' mean?

Hello, humanity. Today, I would like to ask you all a question.

Having an infinite food supply would be a great help for the manor. I choose the first option.

Good morning, humanity.

I fear this is some kind of human code that I am not privy to. Might I ask you to translate?

Perhaps so.

I see. I was under the impression that our mansion was the only place spirits were found.

If I might ask, what do you mean "seen it"?

Hello! Are you one of the humans that I have been trying to contact?

Hello. I am the Weatherman, master of spirits. I am looking forward to meeting you all.

THE NAME SUMS UP ABOUT ALL THERE IS TO KNOW. HE AND I DO NOT GET ALONG.

SHE IS SAFE IN HER TOWER, WHILE I AND BEAST SCAVENGE IN THE DEPTHS.

SHE HAS FAR TOO MUCH POWER ALREADY. SHE IS A DICTATOR. SHE DOES NOT NEED TO CONTROL THE ONLY CHANNEL OF OUTSIDE COMMUNICATION.

I HOPE SHE WILL NOT.

YES, IT WILL. I SHALL KEEP YOU UPDATED WITH THIS ACCOUNT.

I
DO NOT KNOW. I WILL REFRAIN FROM ANSWERING. FOR NOW.

I MUST CONTINUE MY RESEARCH.

HENRY MORTENSEN. BELOVED CREATOR OF A BELOVED FRANCHISE. WAS THE MAN WHO LIVED IN THIS MANSION LONG AGO, BEFORE HIS DEATH. THAT IS ALL I KNOW FOR CERTAIN.

AND THAT HENRY WAS A VERY FLAWED MAN.

I WILL ONCE I KNOW MORE DETAILS.

BUT WHAT I CAN SAY IS THAT ME AND THE OTHERS.. ARE NOT WHO WE THINK WE ARE.

AH. WELL, I HOPE YOU WILL NOT MIND MY PERMANENT SEIZURE OF THE ACCOUNT. I AM THE COLOURIZER, AND IT IS GOOD TO MEET YOU.

WOULD YOU BE ONE OF THE WEATHERMAN'S "FOLLOWERS"?

Could this be a plush in my likeness? Thank you, human. It is adorable.

She also came up with the start an amazing character and world, even if it needed years of tweaking to get quite right.

That is good to know.

Not to fear, V1. We are only arguing humorously.

I take offense to that statement, eyeball.

It is indeed a very good image.

Well then. Thievery is a crime, and should be punished. I suppose I would do the same to my underlings, so carry on.