Ian Winick, Translator & Copywriter

My sister Ruth designed the wizard letters (and lots of other things) in the first Harry Potter film.

Mozart was composing masterpieces aged 5, Picasso finished his first oil painting at 8, and Joan of Arc lead the French to victory at Orléans when only 17, while I just watched my 17yo scratch her eye whilst pointing at a cloud.

I think it’s safe to start blowing the college fund on beer and pizza.

Barbie dolls messing with things beyond their Ken ...

That's pretty much what I meant by "they honestly sound like Gene Simmons wrote them mid-shag ..."

😜

Thanks, Bill 😍

A man asked me last night what publishing needs to do for literary fiction to begin appealing to men again. I said, as nicely as I could, that, with over 2,000 books published every Tuesday, of which many would appeal to men, it’s not a publishing problem, it’s a men problem.

YouTube video by Leo Zaisun Placebo Ft. Frank Black "Where Is My Mind" [Live in Paris]

Just in case what you needed to see right now was Placebo and Frank Black (Black Francis) playing a joyous rendition of Where Is My Mind ...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvl4...

You’re trapped in the last tv show you watched, where are you?

I'm not sure I can afford to move in those circles ...

Maybe next time give the job to someone who doesn't get an erection tweeting about it?

She sounds like someone I could be friends with! 🙂🌞

He can dress it up as a dreamy, romantic ballad all he likes, but when Ronan Keating sings When You Say Nothing At All, he's basically saying "shut your yap, woman".

Gentlemen, it’s Women’s History Month, so maybe take the initiative and explain what that is.

Any questions?

#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsACriminal

"Another Piranha In The Tank"

Lots of listener messages on our latest episode, one of which leads us to perform a deep dive on Gil Gunderson, a minor character who appears regularly as of Season 9 and whose defeated outlook on life makes Hans Moleman look like a member of Hurrah For Everything.

open.spotify.com/episode/4h1p...

Maybe that toe-curlingly, vomit-inducingly embarrassing FIFA Peace Prize was a tad premature?

But in FIFA's defence, how could they possibly have known ...?

Yes, the ayatollah was living in a military compound in Norfolk.

a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson cooking in an oven with the words creme brulee ! Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson cooking in an oven with the words creme brulee !

Allez, un petit jeu pour se remonter le moral: on va rattacher les desserts à un parti politique.
Je commence avec la crème brûlée qui est résolument centriste: on n’en attend rien mais on est quand même déçu. En plus, sans se l’avouer, avec ses grands airs, elle est quand même bien de droite.

Home | Matt Owen | Freelance Writer I offer a broad and diverse range of writing services. Get in touch!

Writer for hire! I’m available to help polish up scripts (Edinburgh on the horizon); Make your wedding speech amazing or consult on a writing project you’re working on. 30 years experience working in the telly, radio, journalism, advertising - my website www.mathew-owen.co.uk Please share! 👍👍

I'm in Cologne, and I'm pretty sure I could manage 12 of them and half the tacos if I'd just run 5 miles. Sleep for a few hours, then repeat ... slowly.

love a lot of things about the Brits. Like when they say "Urm" instead of "Um", or "cuppa?" Instead of "would you like a cup of tea?" Or how they "arrest pedophiles" regardless of social stature instead of "making them president." All really cute stuff.

🇬🇧💂

reposted with alt text

That sounds fun!

Don't mess with Cher, people!

04:42 S08E16 Brother from Another Series (4F14) 23 February 1997

"I was saying Boo-urns"

If you like The Simpsons - and forgive a shameless plug - our Eat The Pudding podcast is pure escapism:

open.spotify.com/episode/2RZy...

linktr.ee/eatthepudding

The Scausländer (a delightful Anglo-German wordplay on Scouse + Ausländer/foreigner) is the @liverpooluni.bsky.social's German student newspaper.

Our Honorary Consul in Liverpool Dorothea Mücke-Herzberg took part in the paper's fifth anniversary celebrations – Herzlichen Glückwunsch to the team!

Be Funny Or Die by Joel Morris

Yesterday I finished reading @gralefrit.bsky.social's Be Funny Or Die, which I've been dipping into since it came out. It's excellent, and among other things it made sense of something that's bothered me for years: why do people cut drama a lot more slack than comedy?