JTS

I concur 🦋

Racists are not born, they are made.

The Bible tells us to love one another but I prefer the Kama Sutra better because it's more specific.

Y'all! Stop this abuse on furniture, damn it. I choked on my water. 😅🤣😂

Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

I was confused. Too much sleep I guess.

Finally, a Crusade sponsored by MyPillow and dietary supplements.

Except it’s daylight savings time now. We just ended standard time.

On Halloween, state-sponsored terror in Chicago and the north suburbs

The Chicago Tribune called it that. This is its Instagram

Smiles all around

It is now illegal to be anti-Trump. - per Dicktator Donnie.

Empathy is just the tip of the iceberg.

Bowhead whale. Illustration by Uko Gorter/American Cetacean Society

How bowhead whales live for centuries—and how we might borrow some of their biology to extend our healthy lifespan. Gift link to my new column: nyti.ms/4hyD9ry

Stingray detection appears to be a possibility with Android devices, but not iOS. Is Apple sill looking out for its users' privacy and security?

So much infighting these days.

Appears the cat lady hater has moved on to a pleather-clad pussy. This should be a relief to worn out couches.

#Pinks #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory

Fuck no! She’s a MAGA

I’ve canceled 3 trip so far

𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘖𝘯 𝘈 𝘑𝘦𝘵 𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦 is my favorite song about pre-shutdown air travel.

Just so we’re clear…

SNAP isn’t saved yet. A judge gave the USDA until Monday to decide how or if benefits go out. They could be delayed, reduced, or partial. Nothing’s guaranteed.

Even if payments restart, states still have to reload cards and update systems, so delays are certain.

Count me as among those who think it's better if reporters were kicked out of WH in addition to the Pentagon.

It would diminish the access journalism, people getting some morsel of a non-scoop--competing for it--in return for being nice. They'd instead compete more on exposing the horror show.

He has to sleep at sometime
🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nancy Mace Curses, Berates Confused Cops in Airport Meltdown: Police Report At an airport in South Carolina on Thursday, US representative Nancy Mace called police officers “fucking incompetent” and berated them repeatedly, according to an incident report.

What makes the unhinged Nancy Mace calling TSA agents "fucking incompetent" all the more galling is that because of *her* incompetence, they are not getting paid." As my mother would say, she is not a well woman.
www.wired.com/story/nancy-...

Hooo boy will they regret this cuz we won’t get to 60 anytime soon but 51 yeah maybe

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

Perfect response from @neguse.house.gov here. Watch this.

DAMN

Oh... i'm well versed in this... establishing dominance ... she's the alpha