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Thatโ€™s all there is to it. All these culture wars, all these public disasters. Absolutely brilliant post.

09.10.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This cannae be real. Total gash!

25.09.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Londonโ€™s Convicted Sex Offenders Delighted with Londonโ€™s Uniformed Sex Offenders  Londonโ€™s sex offenders declared themselves โ€œdelightedโ€ with the performance of the Metropolitan Police yesterday. The force, which has 1,071 allegations

The real criminal are the C O P

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25.09.2025 12:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s inevitable that Reform will eventually come for naturalised citizens soon. Theyโ€™re in full brutality mode now, fed and watered by Starmerโ€™s govt & the BBC, Sky and the London press

Scotland: we need to vote our way out of this rotten Union before the next UK election or weโ€™ll live to regret it

22.09.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 293    ๐Ÿ” 115    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Donald Trump groped Charlie Kirkโ€™s widow in a touching tribute.

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22.09.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sign speaks for itself.

20.09.2025 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is really insightful. Thank you.

19.09.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking hell that was good.

19.09.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canโ€™t confirm or deny rumours Oli Shaw bought Jamie Hepburn a pint.

18.09.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

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18.09.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

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18.09.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

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18.09.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

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18.09.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

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18.09.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

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18.09.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Buy him a pint!

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

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18.09.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Buy him a pint!

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

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18.09.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

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18.09.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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18.09.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

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18.09.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Prince Andrew and Donald Trump bonded over shared interests and mutual mates at Windsor Castle.

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17.09.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Addresses โ€œUnite the Divorced Dadsโ€ Rally Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

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14.09.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Addresses โ€œUnite the Divorced Dadsโ€ Rally Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.

Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

14.09.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Addresses โ€œUnite the Divorced Dadsโ€ Rally Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.

Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

14.09.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Addresses โ€œUnite the Divorced Dadsโ€ Rally Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.

Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

14.09.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Addresses โ€œUnite the Divorced Dadsโ€ Rally Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.

Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

14.09.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Addresses โ€œUnite the Divorced Dadsโ€ Rally Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.

Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

14.09.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Addresses โ€œUnite the Divorced Dadsโ€ Rally Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.

Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

14.09.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Addresses โ€œUnite the Divorced Dadsโ€ Rally Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

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14.09.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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14.09.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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