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Scottish News Satire. Tartan Brainrot. Read all about it at haversandpish.scot

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That’s all there is to it. All these culture wars, all these public disasters. Absolutely brilliant post.

09.10.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This cannae be real. Total gash!

25.09.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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London’s Convicted Sex Offenders Delighted with London’s Uniformed Sex Offenders  London’s sex offenders declared themselves β€œdelighted” with the performance of the Metropolitan Police yesterday. The force, which has 1,071 allegations

The real criminal are the C O P

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25.09.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s inevitable that Reform will eventually come for naturalised citizens soon. They’re in full brutality mode now, fed and watered by Starmer’s govt & the BBC, Sky and the London press

Scotland: we need to vote our way out of this rotten Union before the next UK election or we’ll live to regret it

22.09.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 292    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 9
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Donald Trump groped Charlie Kirk’s widow in a touching tribute.

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22.09.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sign speaks for itself.

20.09.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is really insightful. Thank you.

19.09.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking hell that was good.

19.09.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t confirm or deny rumours Oli Shaw bought Jamie Hepburn a pint.

18.09.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

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18.09.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

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18.09.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

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18.09.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

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18.09.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punc...

18.09.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

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18.09.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Buy him a pint!

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

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18.09.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Buy him a pint!

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

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18.09.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

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18.09.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@jamiehepburn.bsky.social

18.09.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross.

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18.09.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Prince Andrew and Donald Trump bonded over shared interests and mutual mates at Windsor Castle.

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17.09.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Addresses β€œUnite the Divorced Dads” Rally Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

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14.09.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Addresses β€œUnite the Divorced Dads” Rally Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.

Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

14.09.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Addresses β€œUnite the Divorced Dads” Rally Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.

Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

14.09.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Addresses β€œUnite the Divorced Dads” Rally Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.

Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

14.09.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Addresses β€œUnite the Divorced Dads” Rally Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.

Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

14.09.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Addresses β€œUnite the Divorced Dads” Rally Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.

Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

14.09.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Addresses β€œUnite the Divorced Dads” Rally Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.

Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

14.09.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Addresses β€œUnite the Divorced Dads” Rally Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

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A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.

Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

14.09.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday.

Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

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