bex schwartz

A+ timing!

“how about a nice game of chess?”

It works so well with Alysa Liu’s gold medal free skate

AAAAH I just learned he used to live in my building!!

I’ve been thinking a lot about how much I’d like to have Michael Shannon’s career and be a star of stage and screen who also has an amazing REM cover band

It seems like a Dagen Underthorn sort of adventure

Skimo is a pretty rad name for a sport

🤯

You can sing “Lisa from Temecula” to the tune of “Jesus from Suburbia”

In that hat, no less!

Hashtag DEUCES

Everyone I’ve ever spent durational time with at first found it amusing that I make a for real “ACHOO” sound and then sort of got it and knew to delay the polite response

I am going to do the research but I’m going to punt this knowledge expedition until a work day!

Scientifically then, this must be a THING

For my entire life, I’ve sneezed twice in a row, always. (And it’s loud because I have a giant nose). But now I always sneeze THREE TIMES in a row. Is this peri?

The Lasciviously Named Hairdo That’s Taken Over the Olympics Chloe Kim, Eileen Gu, and pretty much every other women's slopestyler and freeskier are rocking it.

Ohhhhh there was an article about this! Slut strands! slate.com/culture/2022...

Gold star

What an absolute treat to escape from the hellfire of current events and instead be delighted by the one and only @mrdavehill.bsky.social

Hashtag Sports Lore

I don’t watch other sports except the Olympics and that’s because the human interest storytelling does it for me so hard. MORE BACKSTORIES IN SPORTS.

TWIZZLES

Miles have you met @lreyperez.bsky.social at Wired yet! Because two need to be making videos together

A++++ freezing Sunday night choice

Glorious skeet

Schwoooo!

If you are willing to step outside (it’s terrible!) you can come over! I have heat and a fireplace and also a cat who sits on people!

you can stream it on Max!

The poster for Day After Tomorrow showing the Statue of Liberty embedded in a snowdrift that comes up to her crown

It’s giving Day After Tomorrow outside.

You could watch all three episodes of the ice dance drama doc (glitter and gold) and THEN watch the Olympics figure skating “rhythm dance” highlights to see all your new ice dance friends (and also the theme is 90s Music. As in: C&C Music Factory ice dance. Vogue ice dance)

Nothing is as delightful as sports commentators narrating the artsy fartsy aspects of the opening ceremony