bex schwartz

You just slip out the back, jack

Nothing spikes my serotonin like Michael Shannon and @jasonnarducy.bsky.social’s REM cover band. Jason somehow does a perfect Patti Smith and also an exquisite Kate Pierson

I thiiiiink that’s when my dad brought home a modem and some sort of INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY DIRECTORY

BTPD92B. And I’m so glad that’s somehow still taking up brain real estate.

I cannot possibly convey how deeply I connect to this bear

There’s probably a hamentaschen in it for your suffering?

BREAKING:
MSNBC apparently turns into Sky News at this time of night if you are also an anxious person who watches news late at night and implicitly trusts British accents

Oh hello! I’m here, too!

A+ timing!

“how about a nice game of chess?”

It works so well with Alysa Liu’s gold medal free skate

AAAAH I just learned he used to live in my building!!

I’ve been thinking a lot about how much I’d like to have Michael Shannon’s career and be a star of stage and screen who also has an amazing REM cover band

It seems like a Dagen Underthorn sort of adventure

Skimo is a pretty rad name for a sport

🤯

You can sing “Lisa from Temecula” to the tune of “Jesus from Suburbia”

In that hat, no less!

Hashtag DEUCES

Everyone I’ve ever spent durational time with at first found it amusing that I make a for real “ACHOO” sound and then sort of got it and knew to delay the polite response

I am going to do the research but I’m going to punt this knowledge expedition until a work day!

Scientifically then, this must be a THING

For my entire life, I’ve sneezed twice in a row, always. (And it’s loud because I have a giant nose). But now I always sneeze THREE TIMES in a row. Is this peri?

The Lasciviously Named Hairdo That’s Taken Over the Olympics Chloe Kim, Eileen Gu, and pretty much every other women's slopestyler and freeskier are rocking it.

Ohhhhh there was an article about this! Slut strands! slate.com/culture/2022...

Gold star

What an absolute treat to escape from the hellfire of current events and instead be delighted by the one and only @mrdavehill.bsky.social

Hashtag Sports Lore

I don’t watch other sports except the Olympics and that’s because the human interest storytelling does it for me so hard. MORE BACKSTORIES IN SPORTS.

TWIZZLES

Miles have you met @lreyperez.bsky.social at Wired yet! Because two need to be making videos together