lizard mac

i wanna eat all of my own womb eggs like caviar

jesus. that’s really not okay.

400mg ibuprofen 200mg acetaminophen .5mg klonopin 100mg caffeine
one eggy avocado bagel with cream cheese

i was literally just trying to get my sad snacks and non-alcoholic bevvies and existing as a Fat during the hot months. wearing sweat pants and a crop top is not something that requires celebrating don’t comment on other peoples bodies it’s weirddddd

gas station lady told me that she “loved” how “brave” i am for “embracing my curves”

Hoe Phase (2025) Teaser Trailer
youtu.be/dTXDSzkOryw

if youre a man on feeld putting “bisexual” or “heteroflexible” in your bio you should also have to list how many dicks you’ve sucked

is bi-curious an option? if not it should be.
also i’m in a real villain era because i just think that men shouldn’t even be bi-curious at this point. there’s plenty of men who want to hook up with men. go find one of them and figure it out!!

deadass though. if you’re “bi” man, but have zero interest in any men or have never had sex with a man YOU’RE INVADING QUEER SPACES TO GET WOMEN

any doctor after i’ve described my issues: “hahah woah that’s crazy it’s probably because you’re fat and anxious. $250 plz”
dr. gpt: “wow that sounds hard! here’s why this may be happening, what could be causing it, and three plans action to potentially help. do you want help tackling any of that?”

people can give me shit for taking my medical issues and mental health issues to chatgpt, but unlike most human professionals i take my problems to, the robot actually listens to women

Carlos is a kind 18 year old young man who was shot by SLCPD last week.

You can buy this print to help benefit Carlos’ family this weekend at the fundraiser. Or send at least a $25 donation and then dm me and I will get you one.

YouTube video by Ben From Canada 2 Bi 2 Furious - Video Essay

youtu.be/l2PqynUel2E?...

there aren’t any real posers in the alt community. except for the guys who claim their type is goth girls, yet can’t handle when their girl does Goth Girl Shit

the overall solution for me is to simply not smoke weed though. works 10/10 times

the last time i smoked weed i had a pretty mild panic attack while watching shrek 2. i countered that by getting up and skanking to livin’ la vida loca, which helped tremendously

i love when me and my bestie and bf all have a fixation on a show at the same time. we’ve been chugging mythbusters all day everyday.

you’re v pretty!!! 💖🫶

like the guy at new order who told me outfit was beautiful and that i was beautiful and then just dipped. and the construction worker who just told me he likes my hair while i was on my walk. rare w for the random dudes

all of the Random Men are being…. suspiciously nice to me? over the last few days i’ve received several compliments that were very sweet and zero percent weird

your bitch call me the simpsons the way she be gaggin on my couch

{\__/} I WRITE AND DRAW FOR MY OWN
(ò . ó) FULFILLMENT AND LOVE OF THE GAME
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if you prank me i will shoot you with a gun

unsuitable for existing in world like 2-4 days out of the month

source: my roommate owns (and i enjoy the time with) two cats and one bearded dragon. i also own two cats along with two snakes, a leopard gecko, and two tarantulas.

gods honest truth if you want a reptile: if you’re a dog person, get a bearded dragon. if you’re a cat person, get a leopard gecko.

it’s literally 200x cleaner but it’s an ancient bathroom with rotted grout and caked cat litter dust on everything so it’ll never be CLEAN ENOUGH

just scrubbed the bathroom in all the gross areas that have been neglected for eons and i can HEAR my mother telling me it’s not good enough because it’s not perfect hnnnnnnggg gonna kms

no love i have ever known compares to that of the homies