the diy lawyer

why is your mom the tourettes guy

my jungian life is kind of awesome, as a matter of fact

everytime i try to do a mike mattei inspector gadget impression in the car it just ends up sounding like david lynch

fuck off you cunt

station to statiom 😎

gulp gulp aah that hit the spot i drank it all

the male equivalent of fujos obsessed with the iliad

fucking a jimiko right in the ass

tentativeness leads to perdition!

peripatetic behavior sows the seeds to be suborned.

happy valentines day. it’s dire

i would fuck every single lucky star character

what are you free from

teach that bitch the golden rule

uh, yes please!

ever since i found out that hunter thompson almost accidentally blew up nixons plane with him on it i’ve been tempted to check out that book too

i was thinking of reading that or perlstein’s reagan book after getting through the garry wills biography

gonna eat a sandwich soon #Daddy’sHungry

chuck norris vs slenderman

you should be fucking hung drawn and quartered if you make fanart of that stupid fucking british visual novel

had a dream that somebody was trying to tell me don quixote was an anthology instead of a single book and felt an uncontrollable rage

ChatGPT young woman Middle Eastern descent reading Virginia Woolf A Room of Ones Own in Burger King. Pink dress gold high heels. Speech bubble reads “I prefer Burger King to McDonald’s because I enjoy education”

washer vs dryer who will win

finding some drunk millenial girl who loves tv shows and fucking her

almost fell asleep reading a book until i thought what itd be like to be a green mario mushroom and shot awake instantly

ronove

strapping in for the next satanic panic like it’s a roller coaster

doing this would erode my soul

reagan is howling dude

it’s time for Toxic2026