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When it comes to murdering fishermen on the high seas, Donald is lawless and careless, but when it comes to finding excuses not to feed Americans, he's a precise bureaucrat, obsessed with following the law.

31.10.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3491    ๐Ÿ” 989    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 328    ๐Ÿ“Œ 79

๐Ÿฆ”

01.11.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nintendo gonna sue.

01.11.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You had me at skin tight black leather pantsโ€ฆ

31.10.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol fuckin oof.

01.11.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thoughts?

31.10.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Halloween everybody!

#Halloween

31.10.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2413    ๐Ÿ” 749    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 137    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48
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Pop Base tweets: "Kim Kardashian said on โ€˜The Kardashiansโ€™ that she believes the moon landing was fake:

โ€œTheyโ€™re gonna say Iโ€™m crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok. See for yourself. [โ€ฆ] Thereโ€™s no gravity on the moon. Why is the flag blowing? The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos. Why are there no stars?โ€"

Pop Base tweets: "Kim Kardashian said on โ€˜The Kardashiansโ€™ that she believes the moon landing was fake: โ€œTheyโ€™re gonna say Iโ€™m crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok. See for yourself. [โ€ฆ] Thereโ€™s no gravity on the moon. Why is the flag blowing? The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos. Why are there no stars?โ€"

"go to TikTok. See for yourself."

31.10.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13657    ๐Ÿ” 1573    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1993    ๐Ÿ“Œ 886
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You will not find a sadder post on the internet today.

30.10.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10598    ๐Ÿ” 1965    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1549    ๐Ÿ“Œ 407
Ettingermentum writes: โ€œActually what on earth is in those files bro.โ€
The image from Courier Newsroom headline reads: โ€œRep-elect Adelita Grijalva is now the longest Rep-elect in history to not be sworn in. Mike Johnson still refuses to swear in Rep-elect Grijalva over fear of releasing the Epstein files.โ€
The picture shows Grijalva in a red jacket beside Speaker Mike Johnson.

Ettingermentum writes: โ€œActually what on earth is in those files bro.โ€ The image from Courier Newsroom headline reads: โ€œRep-elect Adelita Grijalva is now the longest Rep-elect in history to not be sworn in. Mike Johnson still refuses to swear in Rep-elect Grijalva over fear of releasing the Epstein files.โ€ The picture shows Grijalva in a red jacket beside Speaker Mike Johnson.

Swear her in. Release the Epstein Files.

30.10.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18360    ๐Ÿ” 6238    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 730    ๐Ÿ“Œ 310

Band together to get revenge on what JJ Abrahamโ€™s has done to us bothโ€ฆ

31.10.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Will you answer the call?

30.10.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 71    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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โ€œMom, whatโ€™s for Thanksgiving?โ€

โ€œWeโ€™ll find out when we get to the soup kitchen. Jeffrey Epsteinโ€™s ballroom isnโ€™t going to pay for itself.โ€

30.10.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5176    ๐Ÿ” 2064    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 121    ๐Ÿ“Œ 57

Fuck, this needs a trigger warning or something.

30.10.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

White*

30.10.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

29.10.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32647    ๐Ÿ” 14577    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1330    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1054
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This really is the perfect Halloween costume.

#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles

29.10.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
When you accidentally hit โ€œfree roam modeโ€ on your Roomba.

When you accidentally hit โ€œfree roam modeโ€ on your Roomba.

When you accidentally hit โ€œfree roam modeโ€ on your Roomba.

29.10.2025 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7275    ๐Ÿ” 1508    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 422    ๐Ÿ“Œ 120
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Our golden age has just begun!

29.10.2025 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6368    ๐Ÿ” 1506    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 647    ๐Ÿ“Œ 147
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Lights are on but nobody is home.
We have a broken Roomba for President.

28.10.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16321    ๐Ÿ” 5549    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2253    ๐Ÿ“Œ 861
Photo of a black cat with yellow eyes, taken as the cat's head was moving. It appears to have 5+ sets of eyes

Photo of a black cat with yellow eyes, taken as the cat's head was moving. It appears to have 5+ sets of eyes

biblically accurate cat

28.10.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4271    ๐Ÿ” 887    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35
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The day clownish Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton files a ridiculous, performative lawsuit against Tylenol seems a good day to re-post this:

28.10.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9809    ๐Ÿ” 3119    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 308    ๐Ÿ“Œ 97

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