Just put a long text through Word 2016. I'd forgotten how much of a pain in the bum prescriptivist it was, insisting that I use only "that" with a defining relative clause and advising me to avoid a split infinitive. (And what a ridiculous example sentence it uses...)
30.10.2025 11:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Adults
There are, in this world, many things which annoy me. Things that irk me. Things that get my goat, wind me up, rattle my cage and downright piss me off.Β Things like muttonheads in cars speedinβ¦
Reflecting on the post 16 white paper, here's a blog post I wrote in 2017 about the ongoing disregard for adults in the general discourse around education. We've really not moved on much, have we? samuelshep.wordpress.com/2017/06/19/a...
22.10.2025 19:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I need to remember this quote
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I felt that something needed explaining after the plenary at #natecla25 today, so I wrote a blog post about it. #bemoresquirrel samuelshep.wordpress.com/2025/06/28/b...
28.06.2025 18:07 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Travelling down to Birmingham, sadly missing out in day one of #NATECLA but will be there tomorrow, bright eyed and bushy tailed, and without a ridiculously early start
27.06.2025 10:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Lunch outside today. Love community teaching.
06.05.2025 11:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Minimal pair of the day...
06.05.2025 10:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
She's not wrong. Academic writing can be (and often is) the pits to read. And I don't care how important or insightful your research is, if you write about it in an unreadable way, you might as well lock it in a box at the bottom of the ocean.
10.04.2025 08:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ely cathedral on what passes for a hill.
Stopped off in Ely on my way home from the LSRN conference and found a hill.
04.04.2025 16:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Good lord. Travelling to Kings Lynn through Cambridgeshire and I'd forgotten just how flat this part of the world is. It's like God took Oxfordshire and ironed it.
03.04.2025 16:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Beastie boys track listing showing No Sleep til Brooklyn as No Sleep til Kings Lynn.
Listening to this. Kind of.
03.04.2025 16:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Just hitting the road for the @LSRNetwork National Conference in Kings Lynn. Excited for the event, of course, but also because it's only the third time I've ever ventured east of the M1.
03.04.2025 13:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Controversially today, I left students in first language pairs and let them talk in those languages while planning and writing a text together. Talk is work in the ESOL classroom but sometimes the work needs to be something else.
27.03.2025 12:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I am notorious at work for being overly sympathetic, i.e. crap, when it comes to chasing attendance and punctuality. But I have a new class which, after three weeks, is challenging even my usually very laissez faire position. Trust me, this is bad.
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Dear Richard Madeley: βIβm scared my bilingual son will lose the ability to speak Englishβ
Weβre moving to Poland for a few years and Iβm worried it will impact my four-year-oldβs language skills
A fairly sensible response to the question but at the same time, I wonder if the author's wife wrote to the Polish equivalent of the Telegraph about her son not being able to speak to her family? www.telegraph.co.uk/family/paren...
16.03.2025 13:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's spring. So obviously time for the last member of our family to emerge from the winter gloom. (For anyone concerned by the size: it's temporary housing, and she'll be out and about around the house soon, as well as getting a nice new big house next week.)
15.03.2025 11:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
But also there's a lot of blame to be placed at the door of the post 2000 massive surge for technologised resource based teaching, driven by text book publishers and writers, helped by the "plug 'em in and churn 'em out" school of ELT teacher training.
23.02.2025 22:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I am slowly gathering various efl teaching "ideas" books published in the 80s and 90s, like the Pilgrims resource books for teachers. They are bloody marvellous. I assume they stopped being published c.1999 because these sorts of ideas collections moved online, which is fine, to a point 1/2
23.02.2025 22:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
This afternoon's accompaniment to the amendments #phdlife
23.02.2025 12:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If he'd sat down with someone from ELT they could have come up with something useful, rather than the straw man guff he wrote here. There are things to be learned from his theories, I think, but I'm deeply disinclined to engage.
17.02.2025 06:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I've been digging through the vinyls today too. Slightly less classy, however with this slice of cheese from 1990. (Some good cheese, some musical equivalent of Tesco Value Cheddar.)
16.02.2025 19:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A whiteboard showing some text demonstrating the use of definite and indefinite articles in English.
I come to ESOL for the students and the satisfaction, I stay for the grammar.
04.02.2025 14:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Young mixed breed terrier popping up onto the owner's leg imploringly.
Viva preparation assistance?
19.01.2025 10:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Busy writing "schemes of learning" for the rest of the academic year. Internally cursing because it's all for show and the course I'll actually teach will, by April if not earlier, end up radically different to the one I'm trying to squeeze into a spreadsheet.
10.01.2025 14:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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