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disorganized documented splatoon disincompetence -- compilation of writings here: https://www.notion.so/zy-f/zyf-s-public-splatoon-content-f944b7220b78413381b530e81ded1344 xp2900 player for @hdfoodgroups.bsky.social https://www.youtube.com/@zyfetc

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scrim vs cj and co
scrim vs cj and co

streaming -> scrim vs cj and co

01.03.2026 03:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
scrims
scrims

streaming -> scrims

01.03.2026 01:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

people have centralized the docs like 5 times
there just arent that many amd people just bookmark instead of actually reading in full

26.02.2026 16:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

then u basically said "well maybe more exposure would be helpful" and to that i say i dont think it will from prior experience

but you are welcome to try

i just wont be joining you cuz im not feeling too inspired personally

26.02.2026 07:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i have nothing more to say btw i have no reason to discourage you from writing

the initial premise was "how do we get people to read for splatoon" and my reply was "that is an open challenge in education in general, even with more direct incentives to try and push kids to read, so idk"

26.02.2026 07:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

sure, that's valid

i just dont think flooding the market with written work is a very viable path to success, especially relative than creating consumable video content

there arent enough ppl that can/will do it

25.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it is very easy to say "why so negative, i'm sure it'll do something!" when you did not actually do the thing and experience the frustration of watching its effects be minimal

25.02.2026 02:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

please note that I spent several months writing something and watched it do nothing

im not just like
hallucinating

i am speaking from personal experience, as well as the experiences of others who i have spoken to who have similary attempted to create change through written stuff

25.02.2026 02:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you can argue that people who want to be the best should put more effort in but

the intersection of people with immediate potential to take the leap to high level vs the people who will sit down and read
is basically nonexistent

25.02.2026 01:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

the argument against writing is that objectively it doesnt get enough high quality engagement to create real change

people either skim and misinterpret or bookmark and dont rly read it

sure, there are some people that engage fully
but there won't be much

25.02.2026 01:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

in other words its not a splatoon problem lol its a systematic collapse

24.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Preview
America Is Sliding Toward Illiteracy Declining standards and low expectations are destroying American education.

i recognize this is an ironic reply but

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

archive.ph/qzOYP because theres definitely like max 5 people here with an atlantic subscription

24.02.2026 00:10 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

have you? :p

23.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i wish people could read maybe i'd write more

23.02.2026 21:58 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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the rewards for figuring out how to play sturgeon are handsome

+220 peak in 1 rotation

23.02.2026 08:10 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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finally i am a real hashtag competitive splatoon player

23.02.2026 06:55 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
the top2k wakaba quest continues- sz umami/brinewater
the top2k wakaba quest continues- sz umami/brinewater

streaming -> the top2k wakaba quest continues- sz umami/brinewater

20.02.2026 04:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

while ur at it can you tell them to learn to time their strike landings
its tuff seeing randomly timed+placed strikes on the zone in 2026

19.02.2026 01:47 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

w post

16.02.2026 04:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
sendouq
sendouq

streaming -> sendouq

16.02.2026 03:39 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
scrim vs cj miner leaf reiyu
scrim vs cj miner leaf reiyu

streaming -> scrim vs cj miner leaf reiyu

13.02.2026 04:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i understand that you think removing + would be helpful

i just think that
removing + won't help people's mindsets
AND
removing + introduces new problems for access/visibility/weakened meritocracy

so i think, overall, removing + is harmful, not helpful

12.02.2026 22:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

people egoing and trying to "result" others at your level is unrelated to the existence of +

in short, I don't think deleting + would make a dent in the results-oriented problems at low lvl, and it would just make high/top level even more private/gated, so you'd get nonzero loss with minimal gain

12.02.2026 21:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i dont think the net benefit to the overall community's results culture is worth making the scene more closed off, private, and inaccessible

+ server provides real benefits

i'm not entirely sure why you care, given that you're like
playing low ink

in the sense that like
the fact that you see \

12.02.2026 21:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the proof that it won't change anything is right there in how low-level behaves

like a div 5 guy has no business seriously considering fighting for +3 access or whatever, but the results culture is there too

what luti div are you
how have you performed in xyz skillcappd tournament
etc

12.02.2026 21:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you had to be around before +3 existed to know what it was like but results culture wasn't really any better

we just don't have a well-defined and robust way of proving how good you are so you have to do a song-and-dance for people to take you seriously

like in jp you can just
check xp

12.02.2026 21:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

all deleting + server does is make it so that people will privately remake +1/+2 except now there will be no entry criteria and it will *solely* be based on vibes and friendships
and also you won't know it exists so you can't even try to get in
and also people will still be results oriented

12.02.2026 21:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yeah it's either lag or jank bullet hitboxes bc it shouldnt be very possible for a pellet to fall that straight down behind the wall

11.02.2026 08:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Video thumbnail

i mean i guess

11.02.2026 05:27 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
sz mahi/sturgeon (no mic)
YouTube video by zyf sz mahi/sturgeon (no mic)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPq...

cuz tbob asked me to

see if you can spot me learning in realtime

11.02.2026 04:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0