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@zyfetc.bsky.social

disorganized documented splatoon disincompetence -- compilation of writings here: https://www.notion.so/zy-f/zyf-s-public-splatoon-content-f944b7220b78413381b530e81ded1344 player for @hdfoodgroups.bsky.social https://www.youtube.com/@zyfetc

313 Followers  |  11 Following  |  934 Posts  |  Joined: 29.10.2024  |  2.3642

Latest posts by zyfetc.bsky.social on Bluesky

holy shit its helix again (here cuz im here)

05.12.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

take us to the promised land grey

win us an area cup

03.12.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is incorrect, our luck is far superior to milky way

01.12.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no cuz idk where it went

30.11.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

random reddit post talking abt a Roger Federer quote

30.11.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what is this chump hate

28.11.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

9th and 10th

28.11.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what abt like
halcyon and sunset

26.11.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

luck > skill lol, we made playoffs, see you all in december

big thank you to @rippingh.bsky.social for subbing several times, wouldn't have made it without him

#compsplatoon

25.11.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

goated run much respect

24.11.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's weird how you can get a vibe for how good a player is based solely on their camera #compsplatoon

24.11.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

top cut

23.11.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
NAL 8 (final one)
NAL 8 (final one)

streaming -> NAL 8 (final one)
#compsplatoon

22.11.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

need to improve my baseline autopilot gameplay

21.11.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
scrim jumpscare
scrim jumpscare

streaming -> scrim jumpscare
#compsplatoon

17.11.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you have no idea

16.11.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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eevee quad (none of them were even looking at me)

16.11.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
nal week 7 with hdfg
nal week 7 with hdfg

streaming -> nal week 7 with hdfg
#compsplatoon

15.11.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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15.11.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if u dont have a group to play with why do you care about it being scrims youre just playing alone anyway
just play x rank

or make/find a group to play with consistently first if you like being in vc so much

the main requirement to scrim regularly is scheduling

14.11.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/zyfe...

see also balanced and very strong 3300 player kaochin, he plays tournaments and does viewer coaching too sometimes which is nice:
m.youtube.com/channel/UC8D...

14.11.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

dms and planning in advance

usually befriending 2-4 groups/teams has been enough for me to be able to get scrims regularly

and it builds up over time

ask people you had good sets with in tourney or sendouq or luti or wherever else

14.11.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
nal scrim (back to jail)
nal scrim (back to jail)

streaming -> nal scrim (back to jail)
#compsplatoon

14.11.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

idk how to fix mentality

i'm just tired of people blaming ""the system"" instead of reflecting inward

the resources are right there, use them

13.11.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

ok but do you believe that all the people who are really good at splatoon rn are there cuz theyre genetic freaks

i dont buy it

people get stuck in this game bc their mentality is poor and they misuse the resources available to them

not because they're being "oppressed" by systemic bias

13.11.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

trickle down analogy is also not great bc everyone is just playing for fun here

people wanna play games that are fun, and that usually involves teammates and opponents either being of similar skill OR being friends

like this is just how social dynamics work

13.11.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ok see so theres several differences here but the most direct conflict here is that plenty of people spawn in already rich or in an environment that easily enables success

nobody was born magically good at splatoon

13.11.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

the overlap between ppl who make it to the top and ppl who complain about voting, tiering, and "the system" is *very* small

if you measure the skill of the scene by the average, you can try to "fix" the systems

but if you measure by the volume of top level players, it doesn't really matter

13.11.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

most people simply do not have the set of mental tools to fly high and ive never figured out how to impart it upon anyone
despite several serious attempts

13.11.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

id set a challenge to have someone let me take them under my wing and show them how but

ive been burned tryna do that like 10 times so idk im starting to think it's just not possible cuz im too firey and abrasive

13.11.2025 09:41 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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