A Cautionary Tale

Wait...

Oh they done pissed Kenny Loggins off

Weeeeeeeeeddddddd??? Who is just out here with spare weed?

This man just asked my coworker and myself if we had any spare change. We both said no, we only went outside to talk shit so we didn't have anything on us.

THENNNN he ask "yall got any spare weed" and I...

It's so bad🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I really tell my kids "ya mova" then sit there like:

War crimes being soft launched right in front of our $32 coffee and folks are not getting it. People who we shouldn't even know about are leaving their post. Do yall understand how significant this is??

Oh this the advanced level of the WTF simulator.

It's freezing in here.

This coon keeps cooning.

In this economy?

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I found my tribe.

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And I’m sick of it! *Folds arms*

My mom kept sending me videos asking "do you think this is AI?". I'm assuming she got tired of asking me, because now she's in classes learning how to code them. This AI is insane.

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Granted, I know the state of everything and I'm well aware. But shit, my brain needs time to breathe and escape reality every now and again.

Good morning.

I've been gone off this app for 6 months. I'm scrolling and wondering where all these politicians came from? Who sent them to my feed? I thought this was a safe space.

Jeezus

I would steady myself and repeat what I've been asking for years: WTF is this!?!?!

Imagine you’re being summoned; what gif represents that

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Mine would be:

Breathe and relax your shoulders, hoe!!

Love ya!

That's exactly how I say it when I'm not in a professional setting 🤣🤣🤣.

Now why did I read it as area and then had to do a double take? *write down for the next time I have to type area*