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Googling for The Ringer. Probably complaining about sports, culture or climate

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Olise has MLS on toast😭

26.11.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time to test my personal theory that bringing on an additional defender while you hold a one-goal lead almost always backfires

22.11.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one walks around with more Petulant Foul Privilege than Newcastle. Joelinton and Bruno give out like 8 nasty fouls a game and barely see a yellow

22.11.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Safia Middleton-Patel having a 'mareπŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

19.11.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That person who the Gotham admin blocked for shit talking Stengel died for this

09.11.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wife sent me a voice message after not seeing each other for a week and I started tearing up. I’m really washed

24.10.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well this Sunday USWNT rematch just got a lot more interesting

24.10.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw City advertising their own meme coin on their video board and whispered to myself β€œGame’s gone”

18.10.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Satou is on one

18.09.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Appreciate Dortmund-Juve making up for the snore fest that was Arsenal-Bilbao

16.09.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome to the WSL, London City

06.09.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amorim hiding in that dugout like he knows his future depends on this

27.08.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're giving away handball penalties when the ball takes a nasty deflection and you're actively trying to tuck your arm?! Game's gone

18.08.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Folks gotta stop challenging Phee at the rim. It’ll never end well for you

31.07.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Aitana, that’s insane

23.07.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.

21.07.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 40704    πŸ” 7113    πŸ’¬ 808    πŸ“Œ 325
Holding up a copy of ONE DAY, EVERYONE WILL HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST THIS by Omar El Akkad

Holding up a copy of ONE DAY, EVERYONE WILL HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST THIS by Omar El Akkad

One Day Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This by Omar El Akkad is very much worth your time.

30.06.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 15124    πŸ” 1957    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 107
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Hope and solidarity won tonight, and will win again in November.

Congratulations, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

25.06.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 35091    πŸ” 3827    πŸ’¬ 850    πŸ“Œ 300

Few better players to watch get hit than Kelsey Mitchell

25.06.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paige’s middy is automatic

20.06.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just sack the fucker off and cleanse your club of such a vile stain

19.06.2025 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 9
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Klamath River reborn: A journey through America’s largest dam removal project Less than a year later, life has blossomed along its banks.

Last year, the final of four hydroelectric dams on the Klamath River were removed in the largest project of its kind in US history. The river that straddles the California-Oregon border has since been reborn.

16.06.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3835    πŸ” 769    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 45

Listening to two white women complain about men in a Brooklyn coffee shop makes me feel like I’m in a Dakota Johnson movie

14.06.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Answer to Every Question Is Alex Caruso He’s the NBA’s most turbulent and versatile defenderβ€”and he just might be the best, too. From Joker to Ant to the Pacers, there’s no opponent the Thunder’s do-it-all sixth man can’t solve.

New Feature: On why Alex Caruso should be considered one ofβ€”if not theβ€”most disruptive, versatile, all-around plus defenders of his generation.

β€œHe’s got an aura to him defensively. It’s like, β€˜Hey, we’re going to be fine because we’ve got Alex out there’”

www.theringer.com/2025/06/11/n...

11.06.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacyβ€”it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

10.06.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 45985    πŸ” 11258    πŸ’¬ 996    πŸ“Œ 452
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The midlife crisis is coming for millennials lol How millennials are freaking out about being halfway to death, when everyone’s broke and already in therapy.

Extremely attacked by this headline www.vox.com/culture/4150...

03.06.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10

Like a month ago Boisson was going viral for being called smelly on court and now she just took out the No. 3 seed in the 4th round of her home Major

02.06.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The modern condition of waking up to horrible news from all over the world and just having to shove that all back down and get on with your silly little job 😞

02.06.2025 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1407    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 11

The things folks write about Mbappe for the next few months are gonna be nasty

31.05.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
29.05.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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