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Googling for The Ringer. Probably complaining about sports, culture or climate

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Last 10 minutes of Barca-Girona felt like pouring Red Bull into my eyeballs

16.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the Turkish league because what do you mean Marco Asensio, Fred, Edson Alvarez, Amrabat, Duran and Ederson all play for Fenerbache?!

22.01.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

West Ham’s first win since November 8th?! Thank you, Dr. Tottenham

17.01.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s so Spursy

17.01.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all gonna start putting some respeck on Alanna Smith's name

05.01.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re gonna have to have a Morgan Rogers vs Cole Palmer conversation and I’m not sure yall are gonna like how it goes

21.12.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

United-Bournemouth has given me all of my vitamins

15.12.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.12.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tyler Adams, you are a madman

29.11.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Olise has MLS on toast😭

26.11.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time to test my personal theory that bringing on an additional defender while you hold a one-goal lead almost always backfires

22.11.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one walks around with more Petulant Foul Privilege than Newcastle. Joelinton and Bruno give out like 8 nasty fouls a game and barely see a yellow

22.11.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Safia Middleton-Patel having a 'mareπŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

19.11.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That person who the Gotham admin blocked for shit talking Stengel died for this

09.11.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wife sent me a voice message after not seeing each other for a week and I started tearing up. I’m really washed

24.10.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well this Sunday USWNT rematch just got a lot more interesting

24.10.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw City advertising their own meme coin on their video board and whispered to myself β€œGame’s gone”

18.10.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Satou is on one

18.09.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Appreciate Dortmund-Juve making up for the snore fest that was Arsenal-Bilbao

16.09.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome to the WSL, London City

06.09.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amorim hiding in that dugout like he knows his future depends on this

27.08.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're giving away handball penalties when the ball takes a nasty deflection and you're actively trying to tuck your arm?! Game's gone

18.08.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Folks gotta stop challenging Phee at the rim. It’ll never end well for you

31.07.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Aitana, that’s insane

23.07.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.

21.07.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 40521    πŸ” 7076    πŸ’¬ 802    πŸ“Œ 324
Holding up a copy of ONE DAY, EVERYONE WILL HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST THIS by Omar El Akkad

Holding up a copy of ONE DAY, EVERYONE WILL HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST THIS by Omar El Akkad

One Day Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This by Omar El Akkad is very much worth your time.

30.06.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 15018    πŸ” 1939    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 104
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Hope and solidarity won tonight, and will win again in November.

Congratulations, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

25.06.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 34928    πŸ” 3809    πŸ’¬ 843    πŸ“Œ 299

Few better players to watch get hit than Kelsey Mitchell

25.06.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paige’s middy is automatic

20.06.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just sack the fucker off and cleanse your club of such a vile stain

19.06.2025 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 9