Lemon

Update: the puppy'sname is now "no. No bad boy"

Dog sitting an 8 month old corgi, a 10 year old corgi mix, and caring for my 8yr old arthritic dachshund has fully convinced me that I couldn't handle toddlers.

I'm having the shitiest week and idk if my mental health can handle this.

Super powerful potential rival for the throne: "[bad guy] could give you immense power why side with me against him"

Prince: "because he got rid of my turtle"

💀 the prince is my favorite character. I stan.

My day is freaking ruined. I asked for today off to go to the movies. And not one theatre here another big city nearby has it.

Yes I know what the reviews say but shit.

Not a single showing for Omniscient Reader in my city. I can't freaking believe it.

The press conference is a shitshow

I wish I could do art.

Ugh this chapter will be the death of me. One scene is stuck in my head but everything leading up to it isn't forming.

¡Qué golazo!!!

Vomited so violently this morning I burst capillaries in my face

I already don't like how my face looks since ever and now I'm more self conscious about my face. (I have to go out in public today

Posted my first fic in years. Feels good to get the creative juices flowing again but when they do i end up writing until 1 am bc I have to get it down.

Why do I have the hardest time writing dialouge after years long hiatus???

Omg yes!!!!!

A meme based off an edited twitter post from user ATFulemin that reads "I think a lot of people think the point of shipping is that your ship will be real and then you will be happy. That is not the point of shipping. The point of shipping is to be delulu in a group."

*nods sagely*

I can't decide if I love "golden" or "what it sounds like" the most from a personal emotional standpoint.

Personally, "soda pop" is my current earworm, and yes, I'm doing the whole shoulder bump thing regularly rn.

Go watch kpop demon hunters. It's good.

Whomever wrote "free" for kpop demon hunters I've been an emotional mess bc it's so beautiful and heartfelt. It's on repeat.

I hate that something so trivial is making me so sad and disappointed

Linesman throws flag where there is no foul
Booboo!
Ref: there is no foul
Me: give that man (ref) the key to the city!

Happy pride fellow ace nerds.

Love y'all in a totally platonic, no touchy kinda way.

There's something really special about watching the same concert at the same time as so many people across the world at the same time. #hopeonthestage #jhope

Now that I'm an adult I have to help parents and siblings with taxes and insurance, stuff I had to figure out on my own.

Idk why I'm fatigued by it but sometimes I just want them to offer to help me instead of just expecting me to take care of it all

And then I feel like shit bc I feel like this

By the i was in middle school, my homework was more advanced than what my parents had when they were in school, so I had to figure it out by myself. I'm a millennial so I had to teach my parents technology. I'm the oldest sibling so I had to help my younger siblings with their homework growing up..

The football scoreboard says they have 3rd down and 97 yards to go (in error)

Idk about that 3rd down conversion chance.

(It was actually 3&1 but someone messed up)

Tire with a nail in the tread

It's been a shitty morning. In more ways than one

I guess the battle hawks paid the refs off?

a purple and blue monster from monsters inc covering his face with his hands ALT: a purple and blue monster from monsters inc covering his face with his hands

Me, looking at an event higher oak pollen count than yesterday

Screenshot of pollen counts with oak pollen being very high at 16,850

This is why my throat itches like crazy and my nose is like Niagara.
My head is killing me, and it's just the start of oak season.

Making my glam for my static's panic at the disco savage raid prog night

Can I just say that this was the best concert I've been to since the Tina Turner concert i went to when I was i think still single digits in age.