Duncan Ogle-Skan

Maybe they meant violent racists?

I thought the fashion for adding “ly” to a word to make brand names was thankful dead. Seems I am wrong.

That poor guy with the hair

Why do they live in these enclaves and not integrate?? 😉

Movie pitch: Dumb and Dumberer, but evil.

You are fortunate he can’t click his fingers/toepads.

Their PR stunts are getting out of hand.

"I see gangs of masked thugs roaming the streets rounding up anyone the wrong colour, and I think: *this* is what Britain needs."

Several MP’s seem to be trying really hard to become the Goyle or Crabbe to Trump’s Malfoy.

But all of them?? Surely at least one would go there and say “oh this is all a bit shit, let’s chill out a bit”

HO or the MP??

What does the Home Office do to MP’s to turn them all into such illiberal freaks. Every single one.

How did they even get to the plate?

He loves next to some bastard infidel cats.

And he always has an excuse when the NT golf day comes around…

🤣

Yup

a man in a hooded jacket is talking about everything being proceeding exactly as he has foreseen . ALT: a man in a hooded jacket is talking about everything being proceeding exactly as he has foreseen .

Apologies

Or perhaps it’s one for your “imagine my surprise” series.

I fear for your nether regions if you check out Panorama’s latest uncover exposé.

Whereas Donald Trump is always my Moron of the Day.

Funny how news outlets were hounded for not changing their use of Gulf of Mexico, but don’t seem to have been pressured to call this guy “War Secretary” 🤷

X1000

So every “follow through after contact” foul is now not a foul ever??

One thing I can be absolutely certain of from this weekend’s Ryder Cup, is that ANY semi decent golf account on here would absolutely clean up. It’s like a golf desert.

You’re doing the King Charles playing with your wedding ring thing.

Fully expecting an ICE visit to the Europeans’ hotel tonight and then bundled into vans and off to JFK before play starts tomorrow.

Currently in Palma for a long weekend. Day spent by the pool catching up on golf podcasts (morning), watching the morning play by the pool (afternoon), a delightful dinner, back in the room watching the afternoon rout.

If Carlsberg made holidays.

To all creatives confronted by a brief for executions to be displayed at an airport.

ALL THE PUNS ARE TAKEN. BACK AWAY FROM THE PUNS.

Are you saying that 4 days of 12 hours of coverage of the warm-up to the event is too much? Or just the opening ceremony?

Whatever the result that Port Vale kit is the clear winner of this tie. #pvlars #arsenal