Dougal Campbell

Dear Mr. Navarro:

You first.

All of these bootlegged copies of the 60 Minutes segment flooding my feed (saying, ‘Watch it quick! Before it disappears!’) makes me feel like I’m in the Soviet Union and just got some black market foreign newspaper I need to hide under a floorboard in my house.

This is where America is now

Johnson: Rain is wet. Fire is hot. The sun is bright.

Q: What’s one thing Republican women have that Democrat women don’t? A: A husband with a GRINDR account.

Seems legit.

Home

It would be a shame if people went on Google Maps and added “The Epstein Ballroom, Hot Wings, and Nail Emporium” as a missing location for 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, inside the White House East Wing. I hear it’s a hot dance club. Their website is: www.itsthefuckingguns.com

Be a wonder.

#RadioFreeAmerica

I propose everyone take up birdwatching. And make a birdwatching app to report sightings of arctic birds.

“It also estimates that extending the policy will cost the government a lot — $350 billion over 10 years.”

That’s not “a lot”, really. That works out to an average taxpayer cost of something like $19/month. That less than the cost of two cheeseburgers from Five Guys.

@npr Why would you say “Obamacare” instead of “ACA”? I expect better from you.

I would be soooooo pissed.

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What's a non-tariffed country that I could import large quantities of orange voodoo dolls from? Asking for a friend. … It's me. I'm the friend.

a young boy laying in bed with the words " i see dead people " above his head Alt: Haley Joel Osment in “The Sixth Sense”, laying in bed with the caption "I see dead people.”

From now on, I will respond to any photo of Drumpf with this (and I encourage everyone to do the same):

Got that canonical URL
Don’t use it? URN Hell.
Check that security
Domain name purity
Buggin’ IRL with fury, see?

Amid all the speculation about Trump’s health, the most interesting part is that they haven’t released the Epstein Files yet.

I have some extra Olive Ds, if anybody needs some.

From Facebook page “Seattle Fun Events”: The original Costco opened in Seattle in 1983 (pictured). The idea was simple but innovative: sell bulk products at low prices by requiring customers to buy a membership. Annual memberships allowed Costco to offer razor-thin margins, attracting value-conscious consumers and businesses alike. The Kirkland Signature brand was introduced in 1995, and today there are now over 870 locations around the world. Costco is known for $1.50 hot dog and soda combos, rotisserie chickens for $4.99, wondering why the Epstein files haven't been released, and low employee turnover due to fair wages and benefits.

Costco’s history is so interesting!

The craziest thing about Trump deploying the National Guard in Washington D.C. is that they haven’t released the Epstein files yet.

Trump’s tariffs are bringing in tens of billions of dollars a month. What’s the government doing with all that money? | CNN Business Hardly a day goes by without President Donald Trump boasting about the record tariff revenue the US government has been collecting since he ratcheted up taxes on almost every imported good.

www.cnn.com/2025/08/06/e...

Better headline:

“Trump’s tariffs are moving tens of billions of dollars per month from American businesses to the government’s coffers. What will they do with it?”

Do better, CNN.

Every. Conservative. Accusation. Is. A. Confession.

The important thing to remember about Trump walking around on the roof of the White House today is that they should release the Epstein files.

Screenshot of a Xitter post by California gubernatorial candidate Kyle Langford standing outside the gates of Auschwitz, with a really annoying smirk on his face. His caption says, “My 0% Unemployment Plan.” You want to punch him.

This cockroach has a very punchable face. Do want to guess whether he’s a Democrat or Republican? Go ahead, guess.

#AlwaysPunchNazis

BREAKING: Musician Chuck Mangione has died.

I’m betting that they didn’t throw anything away. either they negotiated a contract that lets them keep at least most of the money, even if Paramount decides to cancel them; or, they calculated this move not caring if they lose the money, to prove the point that not everyone can be bought.

Surprising finding could pave way for universal cancer vaccine - UF Health GAINESVILLE, Fla. — An experimental mRNA vaccine boosted the tumor-fighting effects of immunotherapy in a mouse-model study, bringing researchers one step…

Holy cannoli!!! A general vaccine for cancer?! It’s still in research phase, but it sounds really promising.

ufhealth.org/news/2025/su... Surprising finding could pave way for universal cancer vaccine - UF Health

ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻

The thing to remember about the Astronomer CEO who was caught out having an affair at the Coldplay concert is that they should release the Epstein files.