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Ben Zeen (A. Storlid)

@ijohnlocke.bsky.social

18+ NSFW, gay, he/him, biological sciences student, I would say writer but everyone puts that (and they’re right ^_^). DMs open. I find sharing myself cathartic.

234 Followers  |  427 Following  |  150 Posts  |  Joined: 16.10.2023
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Can you tell when I turned it up?

20.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t call them TERFs because as you correctly imply, no one hates women more and advocates for rape and death more than they do…
Mama, they’re TERBs in my lexicon 😁

20.02.2026 21:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We all love you @keiranxxl.bsky.social

20.02.2026 21:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@keiranxxl.bsky.social controversial opinion, I think (trying to think of an Aussie animal pun but I’m very high and g’d)… Kieran is more of uncle Kieran than dad in my opinion 😊

20.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How can I thank my muscle dad for his electro gift?

20.02.2026 02:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Guess how much I tipped my source on Tuesday (yea-yeah I’m a functional t addict, I’m decreasing tho it’s fine-) 11.7% 😐

20.02.2026 01:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#goon #bate #bro mind is one track tunnel vision now

18.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bold of you to it’s unpleasant for me hehe

13.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dads always know.

12.02.2026 19:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My #dad (my beautiful #muscle dad) me the estim I’ve wanted my whole life. It feels just as I imagined. Since we have a few hundred miles between us he allows me to milk out.

12.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Such a frustrating coy picture; I can’t lie it brings out the Dom in me to give a good ass smack before hooking 3 fingers inside that hole, pull up the hip flexors to extend the lumbar and put that hole into center frame.

12.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just host that shit back up- this is within the land of The People’s Republic Mamdanistan. Jokes aside I’m curious as to the jurisdiction- obviously I know the administration doesn’t believe in concepts like “jurisdiction” but still it’s weird.

12.02.2026 02:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Men have 3 milk anatomical regions: the tits (in your case they do b a’bouncin’) and of course the papa protein organ heh

12.02.2026 02:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Made for maximum stimulation by a mature white granddaddy beard like your own 😈😏

10.02.2026 02:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mike from RLM has talked about for as much as ST is given credit for being “socially progressive” it’s actually quite bravely default. TNG had the white normative man captain. DS9 had a black normative man commander. Then STV had a lady- but of course a white lady!

10.02.2026 02:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m on the toilet passing bladder stones right now 😐

09.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

By nature, a father’s place.

09.02.2026 02:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would definitely ask. And if the response was “yes” that is why I recommend shaving your butthole before staying with friends to be prepared immediately.

09.02.2026 02:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Love see Jeff Stronger top bb’in

08.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s Pmpd (Drew C.)

06.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Always gonna reblog me some #pmpd

06.02.2026 18:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#OwO #tfw you notice your own #bulge ^_^
#fcf #gay

06.02.2026 18:03 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

When grandpa’s balls be bouncin

01.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can I sit on Santa’s lap year round?

01.02.2026 15:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s @bigapela.bsky.social the man, the dad, the legend!

28.01.2026 18:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The feeling of engorged genitalia is a beautiful feeling!

25.01.2026 23:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I originally wasn’t planning on editing two videos together but did to show my dong bathed in red. #bate #poppers #bator #gay

19.01.2026 17:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh my god I wish this could have been like a cameo or fiver commission lol

18.01.2026 22:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love Turhan!

18.01.2026 18:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0